ill get the milk!

The Magic Word To Dissapear

Dad:Ok, Ill get the Milk!
*Dad Proceeds to leave the house*

1 year later
Son:Where the Fuck is my Dad?

by Cursed_Spoon September 14, 2019

The milk fic

Literally the grossest ryden fanfic you could read, without going into death

Person 1: OMFG, I JUST READ THE MILK FIC, I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE

Person 2: It can't be that bad *reads it*

Person 2: Why? WHY!?

by Hooman bean March 16, 2019

milk dog

(Rural Chinese) A female dog whose milk is intended for human consumption.

Lowry: I hope there’s no milk dogs here.
Serpenza: oh no, this is definitely a place where they breed milk dogs. (Shows a picture of a child drinking a dogs milk from the teat)
Me: what’s a milk do- oh, alright then

by Sharpguyinatie May 1, 2019

mikhalia

a nice hilarious gorgeous friend, she is all ways smiling and super nice. If you get on her bad side good luck there is no coming back from that

mikhalia walked in the room making it happier.

by m2246 November 2, 2018

Chocolate Milk Guy

Don't touch a man's chocolate milk.

"think about respect and just understanding how shit happens in the world"

-chocolate milk guy

by jeofry September 18, 2019

Milk Fic

Wonderful piece of literature, 10/10 would recommend.

Summary:
Forehead man shoves milk up Ryan Ross' ass.

Me: have you read the milk fic?
Person: no I haven't, I'll read it now
Me: *grins*
Person: good lord go to church please

by afycso March 18, 2017

Toilet Milk

Cetyl Alcohol 68 g.
Medicinal Soap 18 g.
Glycerin 23 g.
Mineral Oil 91 g.
Water 780 cc.
Perfume 20 g.

Toilet milk
Toilet milk

by toilet man 6000 August 23, 2022