milfeteria

An eating establishment predominantly patronized by women of child-bearing age.

I went for a light lunch at the salad bar and it was full of women on diets. I was the only man in there. What a milfeteria!

by Dr. Robstew March 31, 2013

miled up

Something that has very high mileage (i.e a car, a woman, a horse)

Damn Kidd, that carr is miled up

by Bobnissan October 4, 2015

milfet

the daughter of a milf

sally is a milfet, her mom is so totally bangin'.

by cpt roller May 23, 2004

milked

a women that rides the dick untill u cum tighten up and milked the cock

that bitch milked me for ever last drop

by killa bs November 6, 2006

Milled

What happens to your bones when you’re having sex with a fat person; derived from the process of grain being milled into flour

That lass last night proper milled my pelvis; I can’t walk at all

by Ykxy April 25, 2020

milked

When a smoking device is filled enough with smoke to where it looks like it is filled with milk.

That shits completely milked.

by shooshie kraus October 23, 2007

milfellate

Verb. The act of being fellated by a milf.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, why the big smile?"
Dude 2: "Yeah!! I've just been milfellated."
Dude 1: "Way to go! Who's the lips then?"
Dude 2: "Your mom."
Dude 1: "WTF?"

by Wizards Sleeve May 20, 2005