milf

Mother I'd Like To F**k

A man wamts to f**k a "hot momma", or a hot woman.

Gary: Man, your mom is such a MILF.
Mikey: A what?
Gary: God, you retard, I wanna f**k her!

by cdl February 22, 2005

milf

it means Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck it is basically a way of saying a woman about 30+ years is hot

Bored Guy:Lets go to the park
(hott 30 year old woman walks buy)
Horny Guy:WHOA! look at that milf

by Big Boi90 March 2, 2008

milf

mother i'd like to fuck

hot mom, or milf

by brady murray February 15, 2009

milf

1) Mom I'd like to fuck
2)Man/men I'd like to fuck

1) "Whoa, your mom is such a milf I'd bang her on this kitchen counter right now!!"

2)"Do you see all the milfs here!? Oh my god, they are all so hot, it's like I've died and gone to heaven!"

3)"I wish that milf over there would fuck me hard.."

by Befffffers January 2, 2008

milf

This is basically the female version of the male word MILF:which means Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck. If a female names someone of the opposite gender a MILF it then means: Man I'd Like (to) Fuck.

I mean DAMN!!!!! Pllllleeeeaaaassssseeee tell me you saw that fine ass milf just walk out that door!!!

by LoVeLyReD November 10, 2009

milf

MILF actually is an abbreviation of

Mom
I'd
Like to
Fuck.

It has soully developed from the film American Pie... and has now become a huge pornographic term, with many websites

"Yo, check that MILF out over there!

by adam_uk May 15, 2005

milf

a woman who publicly presents her small child, proving that she has fucked, and likes to fuck., and preferably has nice legs and no gut, big tits are also a very nice attribute. The non-presence of a male mate i.e. husband/boyfriend shows everyone that she is ready to ride.

"Dude, check that MILF out, I'm gonna' go talk to her and find out what's up!"

by BAM311 June 25, 2006