cdl's definitions

milf

Mother I'd Like To F**k

A man wamts to f**k a "hot momma", or a hot woman.

Gary: Man, your mom is such a MILF.
Mikey: A what?
Gary: God, you retard, I wanna f**k her!

by cdl February 22, 2005

Yonk

To vomit, puke, throw up.

Tom: "ohhhh dude Ricky just totally yonked everywhere"

by cdl September 27, 2022

November 12

national shart on someone day

if someone asks to be sharted on you must shart on them.

jerry: “hey ricky can you shart on me?”
ricky: “that’s gross my guy”
jerry: “it’s november 12 tho”
ricky: “fine.”

by cdl October 27, 2020