The man who is mostly supported for the fact he put out the cones for Pep Guardiola. He makes terrible decisions but people still somehow trust him to do the right thing when he has the tactical knowledge of wet cabbage.
by AFC_Nick May 27, 2021
Get the Mikel Artetamug. A psychopath who obsesses over a significant other.
Friend 1: Oh my gosh! My ex husband stole my daughter’s key to my place and made a copy of it!
Friend 2: What did he do with the key?
Friend 1: He broke into my home and snooped through my underwear drawer.
Friend 2: He is such a Crazy Mikel!
Friend 2: What did he do with the key?
Friend 1: He broke into my home and snooped through my underwear drawer.
Friend 2: He is such a Crazy Mikel!
by Jsksjbnkcind January 14, 2018
Get the Crazy Mikelmug. Mikell is the type of person who plays Xbox all day and smokes a lot of weed (pulls hella gbs). Mikells are also really into butt stuff, Popeyes and driving super fast. Messy apartment. Smells like they dipped themself in fruit fabric softener. But they are the realist person you will meet. We love mikell bonds
by Fgtttttazzzz November 23, 2021
Get the Mikell bondmug. Mikel pie is a nice guy. He enjoys making people laugh and smile because their happiness makes him happy. He is unfortunately a sad person, but often hides his emotions fearing the consequences of showing them. He gets friend zoned by nearly every girl, but managed to get pet zoned by one. He is rarely given compliments, and is often seen as a joke. Sometimes he thinks he is unloved, and that people only like him, but not love him. Fortunately he is trying to turn his life around and smile and be happier. Mikel pie might sound bad, but once you get to know him, he's very good
by Coles helpline September 6, 2016
Get the Mikel Piemug. one who is always right because he never argues when he is wrong, a charmer with the ladies even when he doesn't want to be, religious though not overbearingly, and pretty much an all around physical form of awesomeness.
Mikel Keith Yorgason, I am worshipping you in my head.
If Mikel Keith Yorgason doesn't love me as much as I love him, I will cut off my feet and call myself stumpy.
I HATE Mikel Keith Yorgason cause ever since he helped my girlfriend through that fight we were having she has been spending more and more time with him instead of me.
If Mikel Keith Yorgason doesn't love me as much as I love him, I will cut off my feet and call myself stumpy.
I HATE Mikel Keith Yorgason cause ever since he helped my girlfriend through that fight we were having she has been spending more and more time with him instead of me.
by yugoslavic September 2, 2009
Get the Mikel Keith Yorgasonmug. noun: /limʌɪk:/
1. A term used to describe a player in your own team or the enemy team who constantly bottom frags in every match/game, resulting in constant reporting or getting flamed by the teammates.
2. A term used to describe a player in your own team who 'mains' or constantly plays the most unpopular character/hero/champion/class in the game and raises it proud as a trophy. ie. League of Legends' Ivern, or Overwatch's Orisa.
3. A term used to describe a player who, in a competetive game such as Counter-Strike: Global Offensive or Valorant, consistently hits the bottom-most rank or skill rating.
1. A term used to describe a player in your own team or the enemy team who constantly bottom frags in every match/game, resulting in constant reporting or getting flamed by the teammates.
2. A term used to describe a player in your own team who 'mains' or constantly plays the most unpopular character/hero/champion/class in the game and raises it proud as a trophy. ie. League of Legends' Ivern, or Overwatch's Orisa.
3. A term used to describe a player who, in a competetive game such as Counter-Strike: Global Offensive or Valorant, consistently hits the bottom-most rank or skill rating.
I didn't realise that Jason was such a Mikelee in Overwatch. Last season he peaked 700sr and I don't remember him ever being a higher rank, because he constantly plays Orisa in a meta where Orisa is utterly useless.
by jeongu1004 January 16, 2021
Get the Mikeleemug. The action of ignoring or leaving an online conversation without warning the people said person is talking with, and then reappearing an eternity later in said conversation, yet again, without notice.
by OiPaniniHead August 17, 2019
Get the MIKELINGmug.