mediots

Contraction of the words "media" and "idiots". Used to describe "news" reporters who continually make inaccurate reports, write stories without fact checking, run government press-releases without any follow-up questions, or provide analysis on topics they know nothing about.

The mediots completely missed this news story.

by BToellner May 8, 2008

Midorable

Adj.

1. The state of being in which one is incredibly cute.

2. Attractive to the advances of people to snuggle
3. Lovable; delightful

1. She looks midorable in those fluffy pajamas.
2. My puppy is almost as midorable as my favorite teddy bear.

by Beilan August 16, 2009

Mido

A person who has a very big goal in his life that he can reach.
Never lose a Mido in your life.

Mido
Dream Catcher

by Ryx8382 January 4, 2017

mediocretin

Mediocre + cretin = mediocretin. A stupid, vulgar or insensitive person who is “additionally” of moderate or low quality, value, ability or performance.

They're so offensively average I've had to coin a new word for them: mediocretin.

by @carrozo September 11, 2020

midlothian tx

A small ass town in Texas South of Dallas. That is overrun by dick cops who literally have nothing better to do than put people in jail for roach weed. The girls are known as Midlo hoes. This town is so boring that all the schoolers get drunk and drive their douche bag trucks up to whataburger on Friday night. Seriously never come to Midlothian Tx.

Midlothian Tx is a small Texas town

by janedoe187 February 26, 2015

mediochre

A shade of dark yellow that just isn't living up to its potential.

His mediochre eyes promised abdominal cancer, but once again, we were let down - it was alcoholic liver disease.

by mgdu October 30, 2009

Midloaf Crisis

An abrupt interruption of a shit in progress by a phone call, knock on a door, loud sound or blumpkin. The interruption causes the shit to retreat back into its creators' sphincter.

I suffered a midloaf crisis as the fire alarm caused my log to make a swift retreat back into my anus.

by Great Cornholio July 28, 2011