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Microscopic Wage

Tip your waiter! He makes microscopic wage! Don’t be greedy!
by MrRapHater October 6, 2021
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Microscoffed

Anything related to theft, piracy or otherwise obtained illegally in the tech/computer industry including insider trading, market manipulation, saturation and control. The name is due to Microsoft having pretty much done the same damn thing themselves.
Hey how much did you pay for that copy of MSOffice? I didn't pay anything I microscoffed it from limewire. Say whatever happened to Netscape? It got microscoffed
by Paultoronto July 16, 2008
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Microscock

A penis so small a microscope is needed to see it.
I didn't even have a chance with the deaf, extremely drunk girl once she saw my microscock and started laughing hysterically.
by Archie the dog January 19, 2009
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Microscopic Dolphinular

Microscopic Dolfinular is a disease that has so far been proven harmless. This disease is is cause by a harmless parasite that appears as a microscopic neon blue dolphin that the feeds off bacteria and swims through the blood stream. This disease which has only been found in males causes the them to occasionally emit blue semen.
"Dang did Larry get Microscopic Dolphinular?"
by sadsackofsocks August 2, 2019
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microscopicfeet

(Feet smaller than a pin head and the rider of 24ft dicks)
microscopicfeet microscopicfeet
by Camtboss October 19, 2019
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Microscopic Penis

If you have this, you get no pussy. I will assure you that you will never have sex in your life ever.
“Hey I heard that Billy has a Microscopic Penis. He’s not having sex!”
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Microscopic

What women say to other women to hide the fact you have a big cock/dick that they want in their face
What about Dominic

Pshh don’t worry about him his dick is microscopic

Idk I’ve heard otherwise bitch
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