microcord

Small unit of measurement, used for firewood. Most often applied to kindling. 1 microcord = 1 spindly stick + 2 meager twigs.

Split kindling for sale, $30 per microcord bundle.

by Wood dude November 9, 2019

Microhod

Hod slang for anything specific to the king of all hods, Microhod is the one who micro manages everything that everyone is doing, from the time that they punch in to when they take their lunch even when they finish and clock out leaving zero room for error. This person typically has a micropenis

Yo microhod lay off my punches

by Bustincider December 31, 2019

Microgrid

A group of people who want to play power utility, but lack the general understanding of the powers they are meddling with, and the consequences of failing to balance the Ying and Yang forces of supply and demand. But it sounds cool... so what’s the worst that can happen.

“We need a microgrid. It will save us money and is super cool.” said the hippie with the man bun.

by Evil_Bob-666 January 25, 2021

micropodge

a small fat child found outside mcdonalds

oh that boy is such a micropodge!

by margaret thatcher ❤️ May 12, 2021

Micromomage

A mom with overbearing but well intentioned actions.

Mom is trying to organize all of my school affairs and is starting to micromomage me.

by Therealhomerjay October 30, 2022

Micromitment

A small, consistent action or decision that, repeated over time, leads to significant personal or leadership growth. Born from the idea that tiny commitments, when stacked up, can transform an individual or a team’s effectiveness, especially in challenging environments like Antarctica.

“Even in the harshest conditions of Antarctica, I found that making a single micromitment each day — whether it was writing in my journal or checking in with my team — helped me evolve into a more mindful and effective leader.”

by Captain Einstein June 4, 2025