The Micropussy

Name of a Mini Cooper driven by Gaynor when the Range Rover is out of action

Have you seen the sheer speed of the micropussy?

by popegaynor June 30, 2022

micronucer

the thing you put leftover food in to heat it up

take your leftovers in the micronucer so you can have it for diner again tonight

by Tayler06 February 22, 2009

micronuke

to microwave food until luke warm due to extreme hunger.

Dude, the micronuked pizza was hella good for the first few bits. I'm going to have to put it in the microwave again now that i have the patience to wait.

by ginger_wonder January 14, 2010

micronutritism

Religion based off the consumption of smoothies and the belief that every soul is a certain flavor. Enlightenment is reached when the soul ingests it's synonymous flavor. Rituals take place on new moons, full moons, and leap day. Every new moon Smoothites gather their ingredients and depending on their month's flavor combinations, they will either bury or freeze their components. (Freezing and burying will ensure that the ingredients stay fresh and are purified by the Earth and it's natural forces. However if your ingredients rot or are damaged in some way, do not ingest. This combination was not your souls match and it was the Gods warning you so. However some sects believe in eating the rotten ingredients in an attempt to reach enlightenment however this just annoys the smoothie gods and they won't warn you about wrong combos again.) Every full moon, the ingredients are dug up or thawed and blended into a smoothie. If the combination is correct enlightenment shall be reached if not, the next full moon is another chance. Every leap year true believers take the leap day to travel to find an exotic or extremely fresh ingredients. Many believe this day to be sacred and bring good luck in correct combinations. Word of caution, if one dies before finding their souls smoothie, they will be reincarnated as a lesser being until they finally find their flavor combination.

"I can't wait for leap day! I'm traveling to Antarctica to find a rare toot that might be my missing ingredient!"
"Oh I didn't know you practiced micronutritism! I've always wanted to get into that."

by RiriRascal January 19, 2017

Microadjustments

Harvesting the conscientious ability to make such subtle shifts in one’s course of action that it’s often unseeable to the naked eye, but seemingly makes said course of action indomitable. Microadjustments can be applied to all aspects of life, but are most commonly known and referred to in the Jiu Jitsu world. The term is known to pretty much the entire BJJ community after a white belt notoriously bragged about tapping a purple belt due using microadjustments.

“I took his back real sneaky like and started to set up a choke, when he tried to escape I used my microadjustments to sink the choke deeper and force the tapout.”

by GrandmasterWhiteBelt May 14, 2021

Microadjustments

A Brazilian Jiu Jitsu term used to describe a series of small but vital adjustments of a given technique; made infamous by a white belt who boasted of using them to tap a purple belt.

After making microadjustments, I got the most reluctant tap I have ever gotten.

by GrandmasterWhiteBelt November 22, 2021

Micropussy

a pussy that is sewed tight so a cock cant fit but it looks like a very small pussy that cannot fit a cock

my dick doesn't fit in you, got a micropussy?

by queedeworder December 17, 2021