Dirty Mickey Mouse

When the male/female orgasm mimics Mickey Mouses "ho-ho" at climax preferably during anal intercourse.

Damn girl, I would Dirty Mickey Mouse you tonight!

by Realm Clock August 12, 2016

Mickey Mouse ring

Mickey Mouse ring is a new term created by Lebron haters. Coined around the summer of 2020 by the internet it has been used to define the NBA 2020 Championship Lebron & AD and the rest of the crew won. They devalue the Championship because of the Bubble, invalidating the league.

(one of the funniest terms in basketball I ever heard lmaoooo)

“Lebrick is not top ten. This Mickey Mouse ring don’t even count shit was an AAU tourney.”

by PleighboiRick October 12, 2020

Mickey Mouse Mattress

A sanitary napkin

I can see the imprint of your Mickey Mouse mattress when you bend over.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

Mickey Mouse ring

An NBA championship a player has won that is considered to have been obtained through an unfairly easy path through the NBA Playoffs, and is thus discredited.

LeBron earned a Mickey Mouse ring in 2020. He faced an injured 35-39 Blazers team, a Rockets team with no player taller than 6"8 and an overachieving Nuggets and Heat team. Too easy!

by clickclicker October 12, 2020

mickey mouse stream

sums up the 4/14/21 stream

quackity: what the hell is a mickey mouse stream
everyone else:

by lostgnf (follow me on twitter) April 14, 2021

banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse

You have just been BANNED from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for SENDING SEXUAL CONTENT!

Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!

by um, yes. October 7, 2017

Mickey Mouse patrol

Rent-a-cops, security that usually only have "guns" with rubber bullets, if that. They "patrol" schools, concerts, and sporting events, but if there's anything close to a fight, they're out of there like rats out of a sinking ship.

The phrase was coined in Nova Scotia, Canada by snowplow drivers and was originally used solely for pre-911 airport security.

"Did you see the Mickey Mouse patrol during the Code Blue today?"
"Yeah, I saw a few of them go out a window. Too bad it was on the second story."

by Snow Globe November 30, 2005