miley virus syndrome

a brutal, life threatening disease. can have serious consequences, including death.

symptoms of this condition include:
1. listening to the sound of dying donkeys screeching (more commonly referred to as miley cyrus "singing")
2. dressing like a slut because you feel like you have to sell something but aren't talented enough to act/make music
3. selling sex because that's all you think you are good for
4. listening to your hillbilly dad's "advice" about how female artists need to strip to make money (amy lee has proven this to be incorrect many many times)
5. selling sex to little children and making them cry (see miley cyrus teen choice award)
6. the act of spreading your legs randomly everywhere and having more than 10 exotic life species living in the hairy cave between your legs

suzy contracted a severe case of the miley virus syndrome last summer when a rather large variety of endangered species were found living in her vagina.

by taboo_ July 14, 2010

miley cyrus

Someone who could kill Chuck Norris with her singing.

miley cyrus - NOBODY's PERFECTTT! I GOT TO WORKK IT AGAIN AnD AGAIN TILL I GETT IT RIGHHTTT!!!

Chuck Norris - Ahhhh, I'm dying!

by metallkidd93 March 8, 2008

Miley AIDS

Miley AIDS is a very dangerous disease that will infect your body when you are having physical contact with the celebrity Miley Cyrus. As a solution, don't walk or even talk to Miley Cyrus, because she will give you Miley AIDS. About 16,843 people died because of this disease.

Miley Cyrus fan: OMG!!! MILEY! I LOVE YOU GIRL!!!

Me: Just don't catch the Miley AIDS. It's dangerous

by Tweezerz23 January 30, 2010

Miley Cyrus

The latest cardboard cut-out from the disney channel line. Loved by all repressed eleven-year-olds, even though she sounds like she is singing from a tin can. Also known as Hannah Montana. Her songs are basically canned bubblegum, but, for some absurd reason, she is totally popular with the tweens. We are counting the days until she goes off and ruins herself, just like all disney channel stars do eventually.

Miley Cyrus(to crowd): hey, y'all!
Crowd: we love you, Hannah, just like we loved Hilary and Lindsay before they went off and got drug problems!

by Beckie <33 January 11, 2009

Miley what's good

When you are having beef with someone, and are asking them what the problem is.
From Nicki Minaj's interaction with Miley Cyrus at the 2015 VMAs.

She came in yelling at me for no reason, and I was like Miley what's good?

by notnoony September 18, 2016

Miley Circus

1. What will be left of Miley Cyrus after Disney drains her out like every one of the other Disney whores while she becomes a drug addicted slut: also see Vanessa Hudgens, Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff.

2. What Miley Cyrus is NOW, a show, a joke.

Hey John, look, Miley Circus is back on TV again.
Oh what'd she do this time?
Says she raped a boy while snorting some coke.

Freakass Miley Circus.

by jkbena612 August 8, 2009

Miley Cyrus Syndrome

Miley Cyrus Syndrome, or MCS for short, is an affliction whereby males mistakenly believe that a female is attractive based on her accomplishments or social status, despite her hideous appearance.

For the female version of MCS, see Michael Phelps Syndrome.

Geoff: Wow, Jenna Fischer is so hot.
Brad: No, you just think she's hot because she's on The Office.
Geoff: But she's so cute.
Brad: Are you kidding? She's not really even tappable. You've clearly got Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
Geoff: Whatever. What time is Grey's on tomorrow?

by BBC_Entertainment March 13, 2009