Miley AIDS is a very dangerous disease that will infect your body when you are having physical contact with the celebrity Miley Cyrus. As a solution, don't walk or even talk to Miley Cyrus, because she will give you Miley AIDS. About 16,843 people died because of this disease.
Miley Cyrus fan: OMG!!! MILEY! I LOVE YOU GIRL!!!
Me: Just don't catch the Miley AIDS. It's dangerous