Metroplex

A country word people in Texas call the Dallas-Fort Worth area.

He lives on the other side of the Metroplex.
There are too many people in the Metroplex.

by Unknown October 7, 2004

METROSEXICAN

A young, over-sexed Mexican American who lives in an urban area.

"Yeah, we were at this latin club, and all night we were being stalked by this nasty metrosexican dude who had on waaaay too much cologne.

by Tara Rios November 24, 2005

metrotextual

Man who reads feminist literature.

Steve (the born again metrotextual) was stabbed in the groin less when he skim read some Margaret Atwood novels and stopped saying, "Hey, I know chicks, I came out of one, didn't I?"

by Scheherazade November 2, 2007

metrosexual

A man who understands that women do not enjoy a smelly, dirty, nasty, sick, womanizing, egotistical, red-neck and wants to make themself look and feel good. Also understands that you can love having sex with women, and look/smell good at the same time.

Red-necks should take metro-sexuals advice and wash their body more than once a week so they can get a girl with more than one tooth.

by Eric KC D. May 9, 2005

Metrosexican

(noun) a polished, slightly effeminate, urban Latino; I have heard this several times in the San Francisco Bay Area; from "metrosexual" + "Mexican"

Tito left the hood, put on some mod pants and got a manicure--total Metrosexican!

by Tino O November 4, 2011

metrosexual

Harry Potter, according to the Scarf of Sexual Preference.

Scarf: Metrosexual!
Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie?
Snape: Yes. *hands shoes*
Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.

by didjagetmahtext July 25, 2010

metrosexual

A straight guy who’s so cool, smart, attractive, stylish, and cultured, that everyone thinks he’s gay. But he’s so secure in his masculinity that he doesn’t care.

Famous metrosexuals include Ewan McGregor, Damon Albarn, and Jarvis Cocker.

by Cary Granite October 5, 2005