Metroid Sexual

to conceal any physical hint of gender or sexuality by wearing full body and face armor.

Samus Aran, Spartan-458, and Master Chief are metroid sexual. Jeanne D'Arc would not, as her feminine face makes it obvious.

by dovid daes December 26, 2009

Metroid Junkie

Someone who is obsessed with the video game series Metroid

Nate is such a Metroid Junkie

by MetroidPimp July 8, 2010

Big Metroid

The biggest Metroid ever. He has found a way to nullify the effects of the Ice Beam and is such invincible. Big Metroid frequents message boards across the intrawebs.

Big Metroid just killed Samus!

by Charles Abel September 8, 2005

metroid hookers

metroids forced into prostitution from lack of food or money.

Metroid hookers, they suck AND blow!

by FoD July 16, 2004

metroid

a female who sucks the life from a male, specifically while dating; succubus

1:"Where's Bob?"
2:"With his girlfriend"
1:"Does he ever hang out with the guys anymore?"
2:"No dude, she's a metroid"

by DJ Callit October 7, 2005

metroid-clamped-on-your-balls

the feeling an metroid newbie is supposed to get when playing metroid prime 2.

" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."

by alex r November 16, 2004

meteoroid

What happens when the parking metor has been expired for a long time from you car just sitting there all day without refilling the metor. Car roids

Check out the meteoroid on that car. It is piled up with parking tickets, must have been sitting there all week.

by The Twistedest October 6, 2008