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Metsian

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adj: denoting a failure of magnificent or epic proportions. Refers the the loss of a 6.5 game lead in the standings the 2007 New York Mets had over the Philadelphia Phillies with 12 games remaining in the baseball season.
The success of the Braves and Red Sox in September of 2011 can only be described as Metsian.
by AeneasB September 29, 2011
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metsturbating

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A New York Mets fan who sounds like he or she is having an orgasm while cheering for the Mets
It was hard watching the Mets game at the bar as the person next to me was constantly metsturbating and I couldn't hear the announcers.
by Ahmnodt Heare March 21, 2010
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Metsox fan

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Someone who enjoys both the Mets and the Red Sox...seemingly due to both teams ineptitude in winning a World Series(note that this has changed since the Sox won their World Series) as well as their mutual hatred of the Yankees.
I hate these Metsox fans...I wish theyd just pick a team already.
by Da Passion March 1, 2010
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Metsed is when a baseball team blows an easy win, when it seems like its impossible to do so. It can also refer to anything that seems like its easy to accomplish but you still manage to fuck it up anyway.
Did you see Luis Castillo last night? Metsed another game.

Dude, how did you not hook up with her last night? I don't know man, I guess I metsed that one.
by Mak15 May 24, 2010
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New York Mets

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A continuously running joke perpetrated by the City of New York, local businesses, national sports media and Major League Baseball that is meant to victimize a small, yet faithful allegiance of fans into believing that the Mets are indeed a Major League franchise while providing comic relief to fans, players, and management of the 29 actual MLB teams. The Mets and their seasons are constructed in a Washington General-esque manner where in the team always discovers new ways to lose while filling their "fans" with false hope that their up-and-coming players while become of some important historic note. As of late, the Philadelphia Phillies have taken over the role of the Harlem Globetrotters from the New York Yankees to provide a sense of eternal depression to the Mets organization.
"Did you see the Mets lose on that unassisted triple play? Just when I thought I had seen everything..."
The New York Mets

"David Wright appeared on his way to becoming a star until he decided that Abraham Nunez was a player worth modeling himself after."

"The Mets are so bad that now parts of their park are being named for not their own players, but standouts from other rival teams"
by MachineGunKelly August 26, 2009
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New York Mets

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A team that managed to lose a game it had won when their idiot second baseman Luis Castillo dropped a pop up with two outs against the Yankees.
New York Mets Fan: Ha ha! A-Rod popped up! You guys lose! Wait, what? NOOOOOOOOO!!!

New York Yankees Fan: LMFAO! It is you guys who have lost! HAHAHA! Thanks Castillo!
by nyyankeesfan92 June 23, 2009
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New York Mets

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A baseball team with annoying hot dogs like Jose Reyes that takes over 1st place late in the season and then gives it up to the Phillies in the last week of the season
The New York Mets blew another lead to the Phillies
by PhilsWorldChamps08 March 11, 2009
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