Melton

A dump between Bacchus Marsh and Melbourne. If you go there, you WILL be stabbed. No question.

Full of Somalis running around with knives in their shoes and drunken bogans whose answer to everything is to glass you in the face.
After you've been stabbed and glassed, it is fairly likely that you'll end up being pricked with a dirty syringe by a young woman in a robe (probably called Mercedes or Charlotte). You will then be abused by an obese person sitting outside the McDonalds.

Avoid.

"Oh no, I have to go to Melton as part of my placement."

"Make sure you take that taser."

by Colacman May 23, 2010

Melton Mowbray.

A small market town near Leicester. Known as the rural capital of food and nothing else.

There is only one time when "Melton Mowbray." is busy and that's when it's market day.

by crazycatlady17 December 15, 2011

Mentone

The little crackhole city past Redlands. Full of cool people who like to drink and smoke pot. If you are from Mentone, than you are definitely proud to say it.

When asked where you live at, you would reply: :"Mentone Beach Baby!"

by Dang! January 16, 2009

mewtons knuckle

When you're wearing a thong, and your balls are so saggy that each ball falls onto both sides of the thong creating newton ball like balls, and you have someone put their tongue in between both balls, and swing the balls together like newton balls. :)

i'm going to Mewtons Knuckle you so hard your taste buds will never work the same.

by Throbin Hood June 13, 2016

Menston

A small village in West Yorkshire. In fact so small, hardly anyone knows about it. The village has a park and that's about it. The Londis is a common refuge point for the mandem/group of chavs. Vapes are traded behind the shack by the Scouts hut in the park. Clarence Drive is full off posh twats with Volvos and Range Rovers. What ever you do, never go to Stocks Hill.

Mother: "Dearest daughter, would you be so kind as to run along to the Menston Londis and buy some gluten-free, non-dairy, no spelt essential bread. Watch out for the mandem though!"

Daughter: "Of course dear mama. I shall wear my Gucci tracksuit that daddy bought me and my Louis Vuitton handbag that daddy also bought me."

by Chav#453 March 3, 2018

Merton

A state of sadness or general unhappiness.

Becky's boyfriend Darnell and now she is merton for certain.

by Sweet Sarie November 24, 2018

Melton

Seriously brutal, never mess with someone described as a ‘Melton’ because they can most definitely beat the shit out of you. The Rock could be described as a ‘Melton’.

‘Is that the rock?’
‘Jeez, i wouldnt mess with him he’s such a melton!’

by Ollyy1234 May 26, 2018