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A small village in West Yorkshire. In fact so small, hardly anyone knows about it. The village has a park and that's about it. The Londis is a common refuge point for the mandem/group of chavs. Vapes are traded behind the shack by the Scouts hut in the park. Clarence Drive is full off posh twats with Volvos and Range Rovers. What ever you do, never go to Stocks Hill.
Mother: "Dearest daughter, would you be so kind as to run along to the Menston Londis and buy some gluten-free, non-dairy, no spelt essential bread. Watch out for the mandem though!"

Daughter: "Of course dear mama. I shall wear my Gucci tracksuit that daddy bought me and my Louis Vuitton handbag that daddy also bought me."
Menston by Chav#453 March 3, 2018
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menstool cycle 

When a group of guys are together for a period of time, their poops synchronize.
Some of my guy friends and I have noticed that when we go on road trips or just general vacations where we spend a lot of time together, we all get on the same pooping "cycle." After a few days together, we always end up having to poop at the same time -- sort of the male equivalent of women and the menstrual cycle. Our question: Is there a name for this phenomenon?

Sports Guy-The Menstool cycle?
menstool cycle by Polartank13 April 1, 2008
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mentoner 

n. A derogatory label for an uneducated, unrefined person. The word orginally referred to people from the Southern California town of Mentone, near San Bernardino--a locale occupied mostly by people of lower educational and economic level. Similar in meaning to "hillbilly" or "white trash."
"You make toast in a frying pan?? Good lord! You're such a mentoner!"
mentoner by Johnny 23 June 30, 2006

menstroni 

da female cycle, wen u on yo period!!!!
damn girl im on my menstroni and its leakin!!
menstroni by nyle johnson August 26, 2008
The little crackhole city past Redlands. Full of cool people who like to drink and smoke pot. If you are from Mentone, than you are definitely proud to say it.
When asked where you live at, you would reply: :"Mentone Beach Baby!"
Mentone by Dang! January 16, 2009
A term commonly mistaken to mean short, however it is actually a small ski resort town in northeastern Alabama.
Pandrea let’s go for a mentone walk. (Example of misuse)

Go take a mentone shower.
mentone by Nachobusiness7 December 30, 2018

Nana Meston 

The type of Old fart who just wants to drink out of tins of milk and doesn't like the word bugar and is comonly called nana
Random person: Oh For God's Sake
Nana Meston:Who just said G. O. D
Nana Meston by UwuSussyGirl May 13, 2020