A fake friend. Someone you are only friends with for clout. Or maybe they are friends with you for clout. Either way, that's a mestrandrea.
Frank: Are you really friends with Mark?
Robert: No Frank, he's just my mestrandrea.
Frank: How?
Robert: He's popular! Being his friend will make me popular too!
Robert: No Frank, he's just my mestrandrea.
Frank: How?
Robert: He's popular! Being his friend will make me popular too!
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Get the mesterfication mug.A Spanish term that refers to a racially mixed individual. In Latin america. it means an individual of spanish and amerindian baqround. In the philippines, it refers to individuals of spanish, mexican, portuguese, chinese, american, african, european, and or australian and filpino baqround.
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When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.
When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.
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