Angela Merkel

a little fucking bitch who thinks the citizens should act more like the immigrants

Angela Merkel

by carkcarkcarkcarkcarkcarkcark May 29, 2020

Angela Merkel

1. The current chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany.

2. A woman who was the victim of an unwelcome massage at the hands of a U.S. President.

The Groper in Chief, George W. Bush, recently snuck up behind Angela Merkel and gave her an unwelcome massage.

by jesster79 July 20, 2006

merkelicious

(adj) To be awesome beyond words. Though it is not quite Fergalicious, it still holds its own in many small cirles of scholars. To see in person look no further than "The Annika"

I think you look so gangsta it is rediculous, but better.
-Merkelicious-

by Todd Glidewell January 30, 2007

Merkel Circle

The realisation that you and your boize have banged the same cougar/cougar-cub whilst having a lewse time in Europe.

Whilst this mysterious cougar may now returned to her home town (to fight mario & ballooning yields) - it will provide

Cheese: Yea mate, I porked her when I was completely blind in Malta one time.

Wiraf: Strong. Yea so did I when I was off chops in Ibizia one night.

D-money: Could have done the same but my Au pair family were being lemons. That really would've been a Merkel Circle hey.

by lew$eRonnie January 11, 2012

Merkel

To perform cunnilingus on a women whilst she defecates.

Upon returning from the optometrist, Lydia excused herself to the restroom to make a movement. George, feeling giddy, joined her in the bathroom, got down on all fours, and gave her the merkeling of a lifetime.

by Dr. Octavious Boneshank August 5, 2009

Merkel

A longhaired bastard that likes to surf, while smoking a corncob pipe. He is known to shout Mahalo at the top of his lungs while peeing on the top of his moped.

holy shit, did you see that merkel in the bushes, he was totally smoking reefer.

by Burnzarelli November 26, 2010

Merkenberry

Old crusty Technically supports whose software knowledge is as random, old, and crusty as a box of Frankenberry Cereal.

"Gee Wiz David, you're such a friggin' merkenberry."

by A Very Concerned Citizen. January 23, 2009