by nneely13 November 10, 2007
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mergaling • megalongschlong • mermazing • megalongshlong • morganing • merkeling • MEGAginge • Meganing • Merling • Mermating
A name used to refer to someone who has no more fucks to give (derived from the work Merp) and will go at their own pace, often keeping people waiting (From the word ling).
by ESilencer March 7, 2021
Get the Merpling mug.1. A Megazinga Is an illegal communist corporation usually in Africa. 2. The process of which a Russian 12 year old 360 no scopes you with a rocket Launcher in CoD.
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Pedophile 1: Wow see that corporation! It is native to the Congo and helps are economy, right!
Person 1: don't get yourself worked up over it, it is a commie illegal Megazinga, they send the money to child soldiers.
Ex 2.
Kid 1: MEGAZINGA BOOK BABY 360 NO SCOPED BITCH AS WOOHOO ROCKET LAUNCHER GO BRRR!!
Asian Mom" Ziyaou Wong the fuck zi yelling about.
*distant crying and sounds of child being spanked with a knife
Pedophile 1: Wow see that corporation! It is native to the Congo and helps are economy, right!
Person 1: don't get yourself worked up over it, it is a commie illegal Megazinga, they send the money to child soldiers.
Ex 2.
Kid 1: MEGAZINGA BOOK BABY 360 NO SCOPED BITCH AS WOOHOO ROCKET LAUNCHER GO BRRR!!
Asian Mom" Ziyaou Wong the fuck zi yelling about.
*distant crying and sounds of child being spanked with a knife
by Admiral Pig Fucker January 31, 2022
Get the Megazinga mug.Gold medaling in the (blank) olympics. When someone works their hardest to get the gold medal for something that isn't even a sport
Ex. 1
Girl #1: Geez, have you heard Karen whining all day.
Girl #2: Yeah. Looks like she's Gold Medaling in the Self Pity Olympics today.
Ex. 2
Bob: Gays have it harder than lesbians because of the ick factor, that's all I'm saying.
Jenna: Look, I can see you are trying to Gold Medal in the Oppression Olympics, but seriously, life is hard all around.
Girl #1: Geez, have you heard Karen whining all day.
Girl #2: Yeah. Looks like she's Gold Medaling in the Self Pity Olympics today.
Ex. 2
Bob: Gays have it harder than lesbians because of the ick factor, that's all I'm saying.
Jenna: Look, I can see you are trying to Gold Medal in the Oppression Olympics, but seriously, life is hard all around.
by Awesome G March 4, 2014
Get the gold medaling mug.Angie saw two hungry wolves enter a chicken coop and proceeded to kill the cute hens and chicks. "I'll save you!" she said, as she threw a hand grenade at the wolves. Mommy told Angie to stop merkeling, and come back inside before she could do any damage.
Angie and her family got lost in the big city. A poor homeless man approached her and asked her for money. Angie imagined herself to be a wise, heroic princess, giving away her kingdom's riches to make things great. While her mom was arguing with her dad about whose fault it was for getting lost, Angie took mom's purse and gave it to the homeless man. The man promptly thanked Angie and then ran off. Mom and dad yelled at Angie, "your merkeling fantasies really screwed things up for us this time!"
Angie and her family got lost in the big city. A poor homeless man approached her and asked her for money. Angie imagined herself to be a wise, heroic princess, giving away her kingdom's riches to make things great. While her mom was arguing with her dad about whose fault it was for getting lost, Angie took mom's purse and gave it to the homeless man. The man promptly thanked Angie and then ran off. Mom and dad yelled at Angie, "your merkeling fantasies really screwed things up for us this time!"
by ThisIsNotReallyMyName September 9, 2016
Get the merkeling mug.Yo, that fat ass nigga is mealing over there by himself.
by Christopher C Wright September 2, 2005
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