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Montourage

An accumulation of photos, videos, or clips of all of your friends.

Derived from the Latin word Montage, and the Greek word Entourage.
Howie has three ugly bitches in his montourage.
by 1MBETTER January 17, 2009
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entourage

The best show on HBO. Vincent Chase's homeboys: turtle, johnny bravo, and E(ric).
Johnny Bravo: Hey Luke, you still doing that project with Wes?
Luke Wilson: Ya, we start filming in the spring.
JB: Did they find someone to play the sidekick yet?
LW: Ya, fortunately my brother's going to do it.
by kindgeezer October 18, 2004
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Entourage

An HBO television franchise premised on the lifestyle of a newly established A-list Celebrity and his lifelong friends from Queens, New York. Unfortunately, the storyline of each episode mostly revolves around monetary-gratifying activities and situations not really stimulating any original insight into the life of fame and filmmaking.
A typical sort of uninspiring, unmeditative, ''entertaining'' scene on the show:

Ext. Pool Patio - Hotel Resort
Rap music in the air. Young Cocktail Waitresses servicing drinks, generic vactioners all getting along with footlong smiles. Blonde Model 1 rushes to catch a beach ball and splashes into the pool by accident, a shrill scream of delight as the excess water lands on Turtle who is spread out on a deck chair with the rest of the entourage.

TURTLE
F**** baby, watch the shirt. Look at this, brand new Sean Jean.

DRAMA
I didn't know they sold Sean John at Ross Turtle.

TURTLE
They sell this at Ross too, bitch ?

Turtle raises arm, a shining diamond studded rolex shines on his wrist. Nobody looks up from their carefree laying-suntanning position. A woman in a skimpy buisness outfit walks up to Vince.

HOTEL MANAGER
Mr. Chase on behalf of the Standart Hotel I'd like to give you these Spa passes, good for a session with anyone of our expert massage therapists...

A line of attractive females in Bikinis line up. ETC.

When Vince makes an independent film set in Queens , we never see any critical parts of it because although the series can re-create fake clips of Blockbusters candy like " Aquaman " , making a believable endearing work of art is beyond the show's conceptional techniques.

Entourage gives edification to the Hollywood of Entertainment Tonight or E!, not from a standard of aesthetic realism.
by Nick2007 December 11, 2006
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Entourage season 6

To be mediocre but try too hard to be exciting and entertaining, to the point of just being really lame.
"Wow, jason richardson's missed 360 was so Entourage season 6..., he cant do anything cool as hard as he might try."
by jostock August 12, 2009
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Entourage

1.) A posse, group of friends/people that one hangs out with or is followed by.
2.) A not very good show on HBO starring the quite hot Adrian Grenier.
3.) A word that stupid people will be undoubtedly confused by.
I don't go anywhere without my entourage to back me up.

Joe: "Entourage" is so stupid, all they do is stand around looking cool and throw in pointless sexual induendos.

Nicole: Yeah, but Adrian Grenier is hotter than a pepper sprout!

Slow down, you stoppa usin' big word. En-toooo-ragee? Don't that mean to like build stuff?
by youalleverybody December 9, 2008
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MentoRape

It's the insertion of a mento tube into arse hole :)
MentoRape
by MentoRaper December 22, 2009
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Curb Your Entourage

An activity which takes place on any given summer HBO Sunday night when one sits to watch an epic hour of subscription television involving Curb Your Enthusiasm and Entourage back to back. While preforming this act of watching these programs, one is said to be "Curbing their Entourage"
Jack: Yo, what are you doing tonight?
John: Tuning in to HBO to watch an exhilarating Sunday night feature
Jack: You're going to Curb Your Entourage?!? ...Epic
John: Epic
by HBOlover September 15, 2011
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