Sam Menstruating

When Sam bleeds out of his coochie

Sam menstruating

Sam: “I hate all of you go die in a hole”

Connor and friends: “Wow, Sam began menstruating”

by SamMenstruates.com February 4, 2021

Mastrubating

I know youve done it before... Fucking pervert.

I like mastrubating to porn.

by fuckingadults September 23, 2021

manstruating

The male version of the menstrual cycle.
A man period.
The male version of PMS.

I'm cranky. I must be manstruating.

by Lancelot1 August 12, 2006

Menstruating whore

A whore who is menstruating. Stay clear or else. Then again the fact you called her this is going to get you in trouble anyways
ex. Brittney Spears on the rag

Girl: Where did you put my tampons?
Guy: I don't know look for them yourself!
Girl: I'm going to bleed all over you if you don't help me
Guy: Shutup you menstruating whore!

by Nedex March 16, 2011

Menstrualbating

The process in which one sexually pleases themselves while going through their menstrual cycle.

Last night, I decided to start menstrualbating because my joke of a husband refused to have sex with me while on my period.

by Zhu Sol May 5, 2015

Menstruating whale snatch

A phrase to describe a large amount of blood, paint, tomato juice, originally coined in the 60s to describe the tomatoe orgy popular in The Village in NY, now used by reporters inveigled by the Thai red shirts.

All these Thai red shirt rioters with their paint, and OMG blood, it's like a menstruating whale snatch, yeah!

That expression captures the overwhelming red so well, I hope it makes it to Urban dicK

by Dr Merkin May 14, 2010

menstrobating

when one usually female masterbaits while having they period.

when one who is with some who has they period does for that week.

i was menstrobating in the shower cause im on the rag.

by Guiseppi727 February 20, 2011