mever

When you want to say something is not going to happen on an extreme scale

Man Armadillo, I'm mever gonna hit the lotto.

by Te-n-Ti February 21, 2010

Tony from Meijer

A ghost.

"Have you heard about Kyle's grandpa?"
"Yeah, he's a real Tony from Meijer."

by otkn December 19, 2016

Miiverse

Cancer. Pure cancer. You think I'm being harsh?
-Sonic OCs
-Bad rps that 8 year olds with bad grammar do when bored
-Cancerous memes like Bigley
-KuroIsHereAgain (my profile)
-Badmins
-MII King
-Redesign

That's only a fraction of how bad Miiverse is.

Alexx: Hey, bad person! How's Miiverse?

bad person: Still bad. More bad memes and Sonic OCs.

Alexx: I regret asking.

by Alexx/bad person The Hedgehog May 27, 2017

Meijer Mayhem

When you're at Meijer and the bathroom line is too long so you waddle over to the pet care aisle and take a piss in the fish tanks.

"oh shit. looks like someone pulled a Meijer Mayhem on the pet care aisle."

by More Pickle July 17, 2017

Ms McIver

A Really Fucking annoying Ass teacher who needs help

Ms McIver: I am going to check your health note book please have it in this order
Me: But you just said it was supposed to be in 2 weeks!!

by J U S T O N December 9, 2019

Claire Mciver

Hoe ass bitch

“Should I go for Claire Mciver?’

“Nah she’s for the streets fam”

by SexyGuys69 August 1, 2020

Meaver

male masturbation

If I don't pick up a lady tonight, I can always indulge in some meaver.

by Aufmklo August 21, 2010