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Sus Meister

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Someone who isn’t it attempts to steal your girl but is unsuccessful
Jeff attempted to swoop but was unsuccessful so he is a Sus meister.
by Carsonsaboogerhead February 6, 2019
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silly meister

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A silly meister is someone who is so incredibly silly and overall a big jokester. They come in all different shapes and sizes. This slang term is only used when someone is being very silly willy and has the became the ultimate silly meister.
“Yo have you met that new girl ?”

Yeah man she is so crazy and like silly, I’d go as far as saying she is a silly meister!”
by PeakMal July 19, 2021
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jit meister

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the “master” or the “ jit of all jits
by yurmother1234 May 29, 2022
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Meeting Meister

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A highly skilled and usually prominent expert at the art of running, and sometimes participating, in a meeting.
My husband, a highly adept clinical psychologist who is also a quality management guy, is the hands down Meeting Meister of his workplace!
by Dr Bunnygirl December 1, 2022
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bite meister

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A person usually from the coast or ghetto area who is always trying to "get a bite" of your food.
bite meister:"say fool lemme get a bite of that hot pocket"
me:"why should I give you a bite I'm really hungry?"
bite meister: " cause fool...IM DA BITE MEISTER YAAAAA!"
by nantucketman88 May 20, 2010
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Minge Meister General

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The individual within a group of young men who is usually most successful attracting ladies whilst out on the pull.

a) It is usually the best looking guy.
b) Or the most suave who has good patter.
c) Or the one that the girls know who has a big penis.

It is a common myth that the 'clown' of the group actually attracts the women because of their 'humour.' In a survey of 100 jellyfish, only 3% said they preferred the clown to the dude.
"Fuckin' hell! Rob's only pulled a smokin' chick again! The lucky cunt! He truly is the minge meister general!"
by Minge Meister Minor August 11, 2007
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shite meister

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Loosely translated as 'Shit Master' from the German Meister meaning Master
Can be used as a slang phrases to call someone as a master of shit 'you "shite meister"
by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009
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