beat meeting

The act of masturbation. The term is borrowed from beat cops, who get together with the other cops on their beat for "beat meetings."

Dude, I had like 27 beat meetings today. My weiner is sore.

by albodertfregmodyne August 2, 2010

meating

A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.

Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.

by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004

bible discussion/study meeting

The bible discussion/study meeting (BDSM) is a meeting in which those who have been blessed by the lords love come together and talk about the bible.

Bro 1: "Bro, ya like BDSM?"
Bro 2: "Yes, I do. I am a christian. I very much enjoy bible discussion/study meetings."

by Password12342069 May 28, 2020

Melting

When you see someone or something that makes you feel a lot of feels and you feel as if you are melting.

"When I read that fluff fanfic I was literally melting."

by raxacoricofallapatorian January 7, 2016

Open meeting

When people aren't in a relationship but are willing to engage in sexual activity with each other but also won't be bad if the other person has sexual activity that isn't them. Basically a pass to cheat.

She met Aaron but that's ok because we are open meeting.

by Aaron123c April 3, 2017

Melting Pot of Friendship

A term used by radio-host "Ghost" on the True Capitalist Radio when called a racist on his show.

I'm not a racist, I'm A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP!

by KLP507 June 28, 2011

still in the meeting

DJ Khalid's way of saying "I'm working on new products and buisness." It has been generally used with Air Jordan's

Still in the meeting... Still in the meeting... Still in the meeting (Sc)

by Saco S June 17, 2019