megabater

Where a guy is addicted to masturbating, at the point where he would rather masturbate then have sex with a chick. May or may not be addicted to porno.

Cole: Themis is such a megabater.
Ana: My ugly freind would've fucked him, but he said his hand was good enough.

by Stylo aka starless sage July 2, 2014

Megabortion

Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.

After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.

by Flexo Rodriguez June 13, 2018

Megaboz

1. A mighty wizard who caused Flatheadia to turn into a small white house. See "Zork".

2. The coolest guy in the whole world, often hanging out at irc.freedomirc.net.

1. Go North. Hello Sailor. Take Lantern. Talk to Megaboz.

2. Boy, Megaboz from freedomIRC sure is hot.

by Toni Westbrook June 2, 2003

Megabomb

A girl who has it all. The body & the brains.

That girl in the tube top is megabomb.

by THEE MegaBOMB April 2, 2010

megalotard

1. Grandiose mental retardation.
2. False pride exceeded only by one's ignorance or stupidity.

Archie Bunker, the character in the 1970's sit-com, "All In The Family" was a megalotard who boldly voiced his opinion about issues without having all the facts or fully understanding them.

by ad-92129 March 11, 2011

Megabongatron

A beer bong made to seat 26 people great for large parties of people

"Oh shit lets hit the Megabongatron...."
"Hell yeh but we need 26 people"

by EnsDiLutedX September 7, 2006

Megabong

1) {Mega Bong} Any epicly-large, likely homemade, smoking device.

2) {Megabong} A huge bong made out of a gallon-sized pickle jar, garden hose, pipe, and a small flower pot as a bowl. Capable of single-handedly getting an entire party stoned to the bajesus. Also see Megabong Challenge.

"Lets make a mega bong today"

"Bust out Megabong, lets show these kids how it's done"

by illegallydead March 16, 2010