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white, rich-ass, fuck boy who owns 50 pairs of shoes, gets "yoked," cancels plans last minute, and thinks hes a god. always choosing his gay guy "squad" over hooking up with hot babes. lives for Twitter beef
"ugh this Medford boy keeps kicking me out of the group chat"
by purplepolkadots January 17, 2015
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A school in south jersey filled with your average snobs, backstabbing whores, slutty 7th graders who pretend they're in high school and then the normal cool people who can all get along.
Perhaps its reputation would be saved if not for the 8th grader who got suspended for having a knife and coke at the dance.
by skittles6688 March 16, 2005
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Actually, Medford Memorial Middle School does not have drug bearing knife holding people in it. A few people liek 6 months ago stole some ADD medicine from the nurse for a kid with ADD! it didnt hurt anyone and the kid had add anyway. Please don't hate cuz were one of the richest towns in the u.s.a. just get over it...
We live in Medford cuz we actually are intelligent...how did we get here you ask?? Our parents actually have jobs.
by 23754613784 March 24, 2005
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Medford Memorial is not a bad school there just rich and not trashy living in trailer parks like you! im sorry that you dont get your way thats not our faults...your just jealous that were one of the richest towns in the county.
Bad Reputations = RUMORS
by xo number 7 March 20, 2005
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Medford,NJ

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Appears to be a small, over populated town with too many bored police officers looking to bust kids for everything from talking on their cell phones in their cars that their parents bought them to buying alcohol with a fake ID at the Vineyard to going 120 in a 65 mph zone on the way to LBI. Kids start smoking pot and drinking as early as 6th grade and are damn proud of it. We're not snobs, we're just better than you. Shawnee kids party harder than most decent colleges and know it. We graduate highschool with the knowledge of bong ripping, beer funneling, shot pounding, and drunk driving. And we HATE school because, well, the administation and faculty are heartless, braindead, assholes. We know the backroads to any shore and go there constantly, especially in the wintertime. We frequent Camden and party in the parking lot, returning home unscathed, because we're fearless. We've all been to a bonfire in the woods somewhere, and we all know that kid who can hook us up with any drug imaginable. If it weren't for the Super Wawa and Riv we'd go hungry. We know that Wednesday night means all-you-can-eat at Pics on Rt 206. Everyone in Medford is either there to stay forever and doomed for eternity or WANTS OUT.
Medford's beat, and the cops are sketch. Let's go to the shore.
by allison April 14, 2005
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A tiny, overdeveloped piece of land which has/had 22 lakes and a P.J. Whelihan's. Medford Lakes includes its own k-8 school system and underworked, overpaid police force which has nothing better to do than roam the streets aimlessly. While there may be drug activity in ml, not everyone does drugs or knows where to buy pot, contrary to the beliefs of many snobs from surrounding areas. The high of a typical 'laker' kid is getting out of our school system into Shawnee High School or BCIT. While Medford Lakes may not be the best place in the world, at least we don't have rich snobs or rapists and murderers.
Medford Lakes used to have Settler's Inn.... which kind of burnt down...
by medford is just jealous September 17, 2005
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A school where 6th graders already suck dick and send nudes and by 7th already had anal. In the bathrooms you don’t get in trouble for smoking weed because nobody gives a fuck.
“yo dude 6th grade is awesome I just got head” “haha I just got high as fuck in the bathroom of Medford memorial middle school
by smdhoetryme September 20, 2017
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