meathanky

meat* - hanky**

* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)

** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)

Meathanky:

The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)

Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.

"I wanna blow my cocksnot in your meathanky."

(Click to learn more about cocksnot.)

by BioMenace September 24, 2008

Meatment

Meatment actually has nothing to do with any coital process or sexual organs; it actually has to do with meat!

Meatment: (MEET-mehnt) Improper noun.

1. To take someone out to a restaurant and treated to a nice meat dinner. This restaurant is usually located in the trendy district of any metropolitan area.

Not to be confused with MeetMint, a common after coffee mint which was branded with two M's. Seen as an affront to the M&M brand of chocolate confectionery, the startup company MeetMints was quickly dissolved after three years of public inquiry and legal probing.

Etymology:
Traced back to the words meat and treatment, (both the non-urban definitions). Indeed, Meatment is not the combination of meat and treatment, though a combination of that sort would be profound!

Dave: (Irritated) That lady over there does not look like she is having a good time with that square boyfriend she's with.

Alex: (Informing) She should get special meatment.

Dave: (Magnanimous) What on Earth am I hearing! Alex, you said you were in rehab for your abusive sexual tendencies.

Alex: (Reassuring) No, a meatment is where you are treated to a nice meat dinner at a quaint restaurant near the trendy district somewhere downtown. Jazz is often played.

Dave: (Incredulous) She deserves meatment!

by DAN393 July 2, 2010

The Meat Man

Not any meat man, but a meat man with only the finest meats. Due to the general nature of other meat man, he will insist that people feel his meats to see how his are far superior. If you have found The Meat Man and his Meat Man Van, don't be afraid. When he offers to let you get in his van and feel his meats, go ahead; not doing so is incredibly rude and will get you blacklisted by all meat men.

The Meat Man got all the kids at the park to feel his meat to see how high quality it is.

by Soapp August 9, 2018

Meatmonster

A very large penis, usually prevalent on the African American and Redneck populations.

Dude, I just saw you looking at that mofucka's meatmonster in the dumpster.

by Ngn660 June 9, 2009

naked meat man

Having sex without a condom, in the raw, aka raw dog, raw doggin it

Damn! I got it last night, but I went up in it naked meant man.
Dude, did you hit that naked meat man?
Don't tell me you hit that naked meat man style.

by robinU February 3, 2007

the meat man

A man who likes meat

"Wow who is that"
"The meat man"

by Yountro rooto June 29, 2017

meat man with a fro

used to define a penis that has alot of bush on the shaft or further back

dude 1, my girl just told me that i had a meat man with a fro
dude 2, come on man, i don't care if you shave that $#!%

dude 1, lol

by darkmagitrunks November 9, 2010