meatloafs daughter

A turd of epic proportion which is unlikely to be fully removed with 1 flush.

A multiflush arse log

I went fo ra shit at work today, but someone had left Meatloafs Daughter floating in there.

It was like giving birth to Meatloafs Daughter.

by Steven and the Twins December 14, 2009

Alabama Meatloaf

A vaginal infection caused by sexual intercourse with a family member.

“Dammit Billy, you done gave your mother Alabama Meatloaf.

by Skittleballs November 13, 2019

plugging a meatloaf

1. the act of sexual intercourse with a partner who is alive, yet remains un-animated, silent, and non-contributory to the sexual act, allowing you to do all the work and offering no enthusiasm. Sex akin to the act of shoving your penis into a warm, freshly made meatloaf.

1. She seemed really hot when we met at the club, but when we fucked back at my place it was like plugging a meatloaf.

2. Plugging a meatloaf is still better than jerking off.

by Madison J October 18, 2003

Meatloaf Curtain

When the lips of the vulva swell making them look like meatloaf.

That's a nasty meatloaf curtain!

by Brandon L Desmarais December 16, 2008

Meatloaf

(verb)- to do anything for love; to do something in the name of love, as the song by the musical artist Meat Loaf implies. (May also include "not doing that")

Ned: "Well, I meatloaffed my way through the date and scored"

Ted: "Cool story, bro"

by Maurice DelTaco January 22, 2010

meatloaf kitty

Meatloaf Kitty (a.k.a. cat loaves) is the expression used when you find your feline friend with his paws and tail completely tucked beneath his/her body. It looks somewhat like she/he is sitting in an imaginary meatloaf pan. If a tail is still protruding, it is not an officially sanctioned meatloaf.

When a human encounters such a sight, it is usually proclaimed aloud: "sing-songy Meat...loaf... Meatloaf Kitty!".

by Steph796 January 20, 2009

meatloafing

A position that many cats and kittens prefer to relax in. It's usually in a straight-forward lump with the head and tail protruding, you can't see their paws or feet, as they are buried.

My cat Munchie meatloafs with his head down.

by God November 15, 2004