Yeet the meat to the beat

Mastrabating to the beat of the song. Originating in Riverside California.

1. Dude make sure to "Yeet the meat to the beat".
2. Okay I will make sure to bro.

by Java337 March 28, 2019

Beat Meat o'clock

When your internal alarm tells you to, "BEAT YO FUCKIN MEAT" quickly before you splooge in your pants with no interaction with yourself.

"Man it's just about beat meat o'clock".
"I cant wait for beat meat o'clock in the gal's locker room".

by Knee-Grow united March 25, 2019

Beat meat repeat paradox

When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it.

Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women.

by please enter your username February 16, 2021

beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.

You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.

by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023

Sahara meat beat

To put sand Into a man's foreskin and jerk it.

Thank you for the lovely Sahara meat beat.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.

Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

by Stonecool October 23, 2017

Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.

Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021