A fantastic restaurant (even if they have fallen off with their employing of thousands of non-english speaking immigrant cashiers) that people are now acting like they don't like ever since the film 'Super size me' hit theatres yet those same people know they go to McDonalds everytime their lazy butts don't feel like cooking despite all their complaining about carbs, unstatrurized fats, and whatever other new science term they pull out of their snobbish butts.
Kayeman: Katie, want McDonalds?
Katie: Are you kidding me? Do you know how many carbs your eating with just a small soda, or how much sugar...
Kayeman: (under breath) Not this again
Katie:(Cont'd)... Or how many mono glouserines your taking in? Do you!?
Kayeman: Listen, I'm going.
Katie: Oh, Kayeman can you get me a big mac?
Katie: Are you kidding me? Do you know how many carbs your eating with just a small soda, or how much sugar...
Kayeman: (under breath) Not this again
Katie:(Cont'd)... Or how many mono glouserines your taking in? Do you!?
Kayeman: Listen, I'm going.
Katie: Oh, Kayeman can you get me a big mac?
by Kayeman Lanes March 31, 2006
Granted, the food is absolute shit... But it's still GOOD shit! Maaan, gotta love them double cheeseburgers...
I eat McDonald's all the time, yet I haven't ended up all fat-fat-fattie like the obese American and British fuckers. Suck aWn that, fat-asses!
by Mika June 18, 2004
crappy ased place where when you order a ten pack of mcnuggers, you get a freakin 6 pack. i should sue them fer this!
ba da ba ba-bah! im gonna freakin blow off ronarld mcdonalrds evil clown face off! yeah. once the mcdonarlds had a charity thing, you buy the ronarld doll in this card board box thing. well, i put his plastic polystyrene pelleted head in the door crack and slammed it shut. i put his head in the vice and drilled out his ears. then, when it was halloween, i stuck him on a fire cracker(from his butt of course) and lit him on fire. oh the joy! im lovin' it.
by mr X June 10, 2004
A soul-sucking corporation that works hard to lure children into obesity with its not-quite-human spokescharacters (like birdie and the hamburgular), and its method of handing out globs of colorful plastic that double as choking hazards in every happy meal
by FrothyDog August 22, 2003
MCDONALDS - Mc DUM ALL (who eat there)
a place where I used to Work on My high school years and where you can rob alot of money if you got the Manager Codes! ja ja ja - fuck up food by the way.
a place where I used to Work on My high school years and where you can rob alot of money if you got the Manager Codes! ja ja ja - fuck up food by the way.
by RIO August 19, 2003
Heaven when you want fries. Hell when you want breakfast at any time past 10:30 on weekdays and 11:00 on weekends. Although all of their breakfast choices taste exactly the same they are still delicious.
**Cop pulls woman over**
Cop-Excuse me but you were going one hundred miles over the speed limit.
Woman-JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING TICKET BEFORE THEY STOP SERVING BREAKFAST AT MCDONALDS!
Cop-Excuse me but you were going one hundred miles over the speed limit.
Woman-JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING TICKET BEFORE THEY STOP SERVING BREAKFAST AT MCDONALDS!
by holly the ginger kid. May 06, 2007
Processed BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by TheyCallMeBanana July 08, 2011