maynard

A term to call a person rather than their name, similar to 'man' or 'dude'. Originates from the television show 'The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis' and is an ode to the character Maynard G. Krebs, the prototype hippie.

Person 1: "Hey, give me a hand here will ya?"
Person 2: "F*ck off maynard."

by APropist July 15, 2011

Maynard James Keenan

The God of my religion...music.

I worship Maynard James Keenan.

by Danielle February 20, 2004

Maynerd

A game of Go that usually entails one (or most certainly more) of the following occurrences but more often proceeds exactly in the following manner:
1. A blatant mistake in fuseki
2. The early death of a corner group, which could be the result of aforementioned mistake in fuseki
3. An unnecessary fight that breaks out in an attempt to compensate for dead group
4. Assuredly some more sloppy death
5. The mistake in yose that results in a 50 point swing.

Additionally, if said game is unfolding online, the boisterous observers often word vomit such classics as: "Kooooo" "Kbitz" "Maynerd" "Honinboooo" "Shusakuuuu"

Dude, I just played the sloppiest, most heinous, vomit-inducing maynerd of my life last night; it was dog trash.

by Kochkoch June 15, 2012

Maynarded

When a billy backtracker decides not to fulfill a bet they lost as they now believe it to have never happened. Normally delivered by a deluded cave dweller who spent said bet money on travelodges and protein shakes. Majority hail from the MUFC fan base and have a heavy affiliation with social media.

Can't believe I was Maynarded by that cunt last night!

by Whatsupbitches May 24, 2017

Maynard James Keenan

the light of this generation, a fellow human who has the balls to be himself thru art.

ummm,have u been to a show?

by Melissa H. March 11, 2004

maynard james keenan

the best singer/songwriter out there who stands on his own pedastool in the world of music

Maynard James Keenan makes all other vocalist look like shit, see 50 cent

by Novoslosopiate December 22, 2003

maynardville

A nice small town 20 miles north of knoxville tn, a beautiful small town with goood whiskey if you know who to talk to, it only has 3 red lights and alot of people call the residents racist but hey we got a mexican resteraunt

man 1: what you doing tonight?
man 2: taking the ol lady to that new mexican place in maynardville
man 1: cool i heard its nice

by kella454 January 5, 2011