Mayonnaised

When you are so drunk you turn pale from alcohol poisoning and become goop on the floor.

Scoob crushed a whole fifth of Jim before the party and got mayonnaised.

by Coach Scoob Bean March 3, 2019

Mamona

This is a way to identify a female who over exaggerates everything and anything. This type of person is sometimes cocky but mostly idiotic. The term is used to offend someone.

Ex . Female: "a mi no me gusta esa tienda por que es para los pobres."
English: "I don't like that store because it's for the poor."
In this case you can call the female "mamona".

Ex on how to call: "Pinche vieja mamona."

by anonymoussss432 April 23, 2018

Mayonnaise n' Mustard

Simple as dat. Formally used by bay area rapper "Pill Clinton", a.k.a. Mac Dre. To explain a complex situation with a short connotation, such as "thats that".

We hopped over there, mayonnaise n' mustard, yyyyaaaaaddddaaaammmeeaaannnnn??

by Jah Light, Bob. December 18, 2008

mayonnaise pussy

A vagina that resembles mayonnaise in look. Also has the gelatin like giggle similar to mayonnaise. May also resemble the taste and vicosity of that of mayonnaise.

Yo she was nasty, she had that mayonnaise pussy

by Cheesedik June 16, 2015

mammonlovesme_

Simps for mammon

mammonlovesme_ is a hot person who simps for mammon only.

by anonymous May 21, 2021

Mayonnaise On An Escalator

Mayonnaise On An Escalator! Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Tf is Mayonnaise On An Escalator??

Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Orba April 12, 2021

Maylonie

The most amazing person you'll ever meet. She's cool and athletic. Great hugger, funny, and she can stay up late.
When you date her you don't think of anybody else.

You wish your girlfriend was a Maylonie.

by xX b L e U a C s K t Xx May 13, 2011