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HBO Maxed Out

When you watch every single movie and show on HBO Max
I had no assignments last night so I got HBO Maxed out
by I Like To Define Words October 11, 2021
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maxed out

Drinking two MAX VIBE alcoholic energy drinks in one night, causing incessant vomiting
"Did you see Charlie at Justin's party last weekend?"

"Yea, he was totally maxed out"
by Meesles December 11, 2009
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malted

Just means ur drunk off beer
after 10 stellas ur probably malted
by Zhaaaams January 30, 2006
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Maxterbation

1. the act in which somebody masturbates while looking at a female friends graduation invitation.

2. the act of stroking off while looking chatting with female friends on Facebook without the female friend's knowledge.
I totally maxterbated to Jill's graduation pic last night. Man, I love Maxterbation.

While talking to Jill on Facebook, I maxterbated to her text.
by Lonely Clementine February 13, 2010
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Masted

When you wake up on the side of the road missing a hat and one shoe you know you were Masted.
by Judio Mexicano February 22, 2014
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Maxed out V-Card

Having sex for the first time, or in other words using one's virgin credit limit a.k.a v card to its maximum.
Last night Chimonya had sex for the first time, his Maxed out V-card is no longer accepted.
by Chimonya October 26, 2011
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MAXED THE FUCK OUT

Hardcore, balls out, pissing your pants Billy Madison style partying.

A state of mind that occurs after a night of binge drinking, coke usage, acid tripping, etc.

Usually, a session of pre-pregaming mixed with idiotic advice from friends, and a couple of unwanted pregnancies stem from a night of being MAXED.....THE FUCK OUT.
AJ: Dude, its totally alright to come inside of her, just as long as you pull out immediately after you bust.

Alex: (After doing 6 keg stands back to back, while snorting an ounce of molly and battery acid) Yeah....? Uh....yeah, fuck yeah.....yeah!!

Six months later Alex discovered that he was the father of 5 kids to an Ethopian tramp that searched random college parties, so that she could have sex and possibly gain citizenship through her unwilling victim. What a fucking slore.

Warning: MAXED THE FUCK OUT is a product that should be used sparingly and rarely. Also MAXED THE FUCK OUT is not meant for everyone. Please seek medical attention if: your bladder, splein, intestinal tract or kidneys begin to hurt. Terminal cancer, as well as, depression, suicide, and unwanted pregnancies by random Ethiopian herpes infested sluts may also occur. If you ever experience the need to run down the street, eating a bucket of fried chicken and covering yourself in green jello, then you've probably watched "Demolition Man" too many times.
by I Just Don't Give a Fuck October 10, 2011
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