Maura Face

When butterflies fly through the air and puppies sing their lovely puppy songs.

Man, its totally a Maura Face day right now. I just hope the Maura Face does not get Maura Faced in the Maura Face with a Maura Face.

by God December 8, 2004

marrage

Female forces male into it.
Also known as the last legal form of slavery.

Guy: "hey want to go the that new strip club?"
Guy with marrage: "I can't my wife needs me to go shopping with her"

by DanieyD May 5, 2008

Maura

A hot mf smoking hot girl. She is hard to come across, abuse she is so unique. She may look as inocente as a puppy but she can be hella sexual, she can be the nicest person ever, but if u wrong her you’ll surly be sorry. She can come across as cute or sexy but you’ll always have a great time with her

“Gee isn’t Maura cute?” ~. “Cute? She’s fucking hot”

“Don’t get Maura mad, cus when she’s mad, well no has come back to tell the story

by 0hWise0ne May 5, 2018

maurawich

a double-decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Instead of cut in half, either cut into an M shape, or cut creating five triangles along the lines of an M.

My girlfriend wasn't feeling so well, so I made her a maurawich, that always cheers her up.

by NoMerci366 February 21, 2005

Maura

That bitch ya never should never piss off

If you pissed off maura it was nice knowing you

by yalldumb May 18, 2019

maurigasm

The pinnacle of sexual rapture, a state of heightened erotic pleasure which is so intense, the orgasm produces a sensitivity to touch, so that even the air against your skin tickles.

We close the windows before having sex, because everytime he gives me a Maurigasm, I lose my mind.

by Sugar_pi November 6, 2007

Maura

A profound wine drinker. Deep voiced and a very artistic personality. Basement dwelling .

Goddamit mauras drunk again

by Blahblatzky April 7, 2016