maunaging 

Maunaging (mow-nah-jing)
verb
To screw up all your shit and get lost in what ever you are meant to do. On extreme levels your brain can switch off and can cause you to go blank for at least 3 - 5 years.

antonym: managing

Aw man, shit! I need help with this paper, I'm trying to get it done but I'm just maunaging this whole thing.

maunaging by maunager September 3, 2014

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

Massaging The Donut 

To make something out of nothing

I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.

Massaging The Donut by Orukum May 16, 2010

Slovakian munging 

You put a traffic cone in a dead body and then shit vomit and cum in her, then you proceed to pump it inside her with a plunger. Your mate who came with you then proceeds to inflict a Rakishi on her as you put your mouth open on her genitals. Then you get splated!

Yo are you free this weekend, I was thinking we could go do some Slovakian munging

Slovakian munging by BidNibbaRakishi July 23, 2019

corpse munging 

The acitvity, rumoured to have become something of a craze in early 1990s LA, of disinterring a fresh(ish) female corpse and postioning one's open mouth around the pubis whilst one's friend takes a running jump at the body bringing both feet down heavily on the stomach cavity and supposedly causing a jetstream of internal matter to issue from the vagina and into the mouth of the 'mungee'. The effluvia should be fully swallowed and ingested for this to qualify as an authentic 'mung'. Opinion is divided as to the reliability of witness accounts purporting to have taken part in this ceremony. Or that the ritual has ever taken place at all.

Father Dowling: "Sister, do you have the keys to the crypt handy?"
Sister Steve: "Oh no, Father. Not corpse munging again!"
Father Dowling: "Get down those stairs you!"
Sister Steve: "Are you ready, Father?"
Father Dowling: "Ready as I'll ever be."
Sister Steve: "God forgive me"
- WHUMP!
Father Dowling: "Gaaaaaah"
Sister Steve: "Huuuueeey!"

corpse munging by Shimpei Mishima September 26, 2006

Manggings 

Man-GGINGS: (n) Traditional leggings, worn on a male, usually in conjunction with Laker related footwear.

Peter did not wear any manggings to the Laker game. That was Kathy.

Manggings by Walterwiggum November 2, 2009

munging 

1) Go to a graveyard with four of your buddies
2) Dig up Fresh corpse (female) and have a gang bang.
3) Afterwards, one of them puts there mouth over the vagina.
4) Someone jumps on the stomach, shooting all the cum and maggots and such into the person's mouth. They swallow it.

"I sure did love munging the Thompson's Daughter last week."

munging by DrunkMage January 23, 2005