Matteo

More or less god like. Normally comes in blue eyes and amazing booty, the Italian origin man is sure to make all women wet with one stare. Sometimes not very good in relationships, but might surprise.
Also know for his great charisma and leadership he is a literal magnet for women
Jennifer: omg did you see matteo over there?
Monica: HE IS MINE HANDS OFF
by ra we February 04, 2018
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Have you ever heard of Matteo??? Matteo is a name of a strong boy who's very smart. He's better than u! But shh don't be sad, im only telling the truth. bayy!!
Have you ever heard of Matteo??? Matteo is a name of a strong boy who's very smart. He's better than u! But shh don't be sad, im only telling the truth. bayy!
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Matteo is one of the most amazing, cute, Hilarious people around the world. He has a girlfriend with long brown hair. He has Blonde hair and has the most cutest smile. His girlfriend really appreciates him.
Matteo? Yeah I saw him in the halls. He gave me the most amazing smile!
by Randome Girl!123 September 25, 2019
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A Swiss/ Italian tik tok boi that makes bad jokes that are sometimes good. Is way too nice for it to be normal.
Matteo made another tik tok today... oh lord
by ChippyMcWhippy August 20, 2019
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Matteo is a goofy goober. He's a weirdo and he likes ice cube. He's like really cool but he needs to chill out.
"Matteo is such a goofy goober"

"No kidding bro"
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A small Italian midget who knows karate but can't beat up anyone.
Hey dude, stop trying! You're such a Matteo. Go away.
by PeppaSwag February 12, 2016
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a complete jerk who always gets rejected by girls with brown curly hair who's name is a flower
"Matteo sucks dick."
by grandpa4678197469 January 27, 2022
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