Maths 

Maths is a subject that everybody hated, except from that one kid..... they are now homeless but have a degree in science.

MATHS IS CRAP!

Maths by Dungeon Dicks December 7, 2019

Maths 

M - mentally
A - Affected
T - Teachers
H- Harassing
S - Students

A: Yo I hate our maths teacher.
B: I mean she’s the perfect definition for her subject.
Both: Mentally, Affected,Teachers,Harassing,Students.

Maths by sookadingdong March 15, 2022

Maths 

A form of torture nobody understands

Student A: Maths needs to go die slowly and painfully in a hole

Everyone else in existence: I agree

Maths by moooony February 13, 2023

maths 

What people who failed english think the plural of math is

Guy 1: I have to take 4 maths classes in high school
Guy 2: and retake english...

maths by Jtgamerguy December 4, 2010

Maths 

A subject that should’ve never been invented. It causes depression, anxiety, suicide etc. Whoever invented it should’ve been murdered before they did.

Maths can suck a dick

Maths by IzzieMGS October 31, 2018

Maths 

The Improper way of spelling /saying "Math". British people use it because the queen taught them. "Math" sounds better than "Maths" and if you do say the latter, you are VERY stupid because "Math" is ONE THING. A SUBJECT.

Brit:Im going off to maths now! Pip Pip Cheerio!
*Smart guy Shoots off Brit's Kneecap*
Smart Guy: You're an idiot. Im gonna make sure you do not contaminate the rest of the world by saying "Maths"!
*Smart guy shoots off Brit's balls*
Brit: Ill hang myself after Maths Cl...
*Smart Guy fires the rest of the clip into Brit's head*

Maths by Sam Douglas July 18, 2005

Maths 

Ironically hated by most def. writers, because without maths, there would be no urbandictionary, no internet, and no computers...

Still, it's one of the most pointless subjects in the world...

2+2 is 5, 5+5 is 15 3+3 is 97,800,678

Maths by PulpDood August 26, 2005