Dirty Mathis

The act of one pouring noodles on a girls vigana and fucking her and putting your finger in her anise then licking them

Wow that dirty Mathis felt so good

by luck manager October 17, 2018

Methist

A chemist who specializes in the clandestine synthesis of 1-phenyl-2-propanone, more commonly referred to as methamphetamine.

Friend: whatever happened to our class president?

Me: He got his Ph.D in organic chemistry, and then became a multi-millionaire methist for the southern cartel.

by Dahounian February 19, 2009

mathisha

This is an amazing and (intelligent) person. Who is friendly to all especially those who love her. And she always stands up for the people she cares about. A Mathisha is beautiful, (sexy) and has an amazing sense of (humor)! She is (responsible) but she knows how to have a good time! ;)! Every guy is dreaming of having Mathisha. She is flirty, (spontaneous) and she can make anybody feel good! But some people call her Tisha to show off her fun and sexy side!

I wish everyone was like mathisha

Tisha is my girl

I wish I was with mathisha

My life would be great if I had a girl like Tisha!

by Tisha! xx January 25, 2013

Mathis

The name Mathis is derived from France, and Germany. The Mathis's are trying to impress all the girls around him. He flirts all the time and is just a little awkward. Is a player and can't survive without girls in his life. Sometimes is a bit touchy....

" Geus what Mathis said to me!..'You look beautiful in this light my love!"

by demilovato1234 January 12, 2013

Whiskers McThistlepants

Much like the mystical Bobby Ray spoken of in Native American lore, the entity known as Whiskers McThistlepants has earned his place amongst the elder gods of yore.

Deified by capitalist society, Whiskers is thought to have begun life as a carpenter and steel mill worker. He now is said to travel the world and bring peace to those who seek it.

Explorer: I'm about to embark upon my journey!

Priest: My the great Whiskers McThistlepants watch over you, young one.

Explorer: Aye.

by Captain Murphy May 31, 2004

mathis

1. a lanky-ass cross country or track runner

2. a lazy kid with a lot of natural (math) ability

3. an insomniac

I was up last night at 2 A.M. because I couldn't sleep, so I looked out of my window, and I saw a mathis blazing around the track.

by Wes Dunnavant July 3, 2009

Mathisoning

When a person is in the gym doing only bicep curls and calf raises, he is "Mathisoning". Other behaviors that can be interchanged with this verb include: yelling at a pizza man shirtless, struggling to interact with "bitch ass hoes" or punching a brick-wall after a missed jump-shot.

Example no. 1 =

Guy #1 - "One... two.. four... thirty six..."

Guy #2 - "What the fuck are you doing man? Quit Mathisoning and stop with the bicep curls. Go squat or something"

Example no. 2 =

Howard - "Dude what is that guy doing? That girl just slapped him across the face?" *points at a guy 30 feet away*

Johnny - "I don't know.. I guess the only way to describe it would be to say that he is Mathisoning.. I mean that bitch ass hoe really didn't want his tube-sock in her mouth"

by Doctor T98 September 6, 2013