(Mar-thizzim) ~ Noun: (1) a particular drunken intellectual worldview based upon a hazy and blurred view of history. (2) Analysis of drugs, alcohol, and various human liberations derived from the sayings of celebrity bartenders.
"Did you hear Dave's Marthism at the bar tonight?"
"Yea, He said '1 case of Red Bull+5 Ambien=Levitation Capabilities!!' ... it was epic!"
"Yea, He said '1 case of Red Bull+5 Ambien=Levitation Capabilities!!' ... it was epic!"
by Studley Hungwell February 2, 2010
Get the Marthism mug.Chicago area Chicano slang. Roughly translated into English, it means "locker room talk." It's a combination of "machismo" which means "a strong or exaggerated sense of masculinity" and "chisme" which means "gossip."
It can also mean "male bonding."
It can also mean "male bonding."
I overheard some machisme about ole girl yesterday. She's a real freak!!
Let's meet up this weekend for a few beers and some "machisme."
Let's meet up this weekend for a few beers and some "machisme."
by Bizy Boy 21st & Oakkley October 25, 2011
Get the Machisme mug.When a person is in the gym doing only bicep curls and calf raises, he is "Mathisoning". Other behaviors that can be interchanged with this verb include: yelling at a pizza man shirtless, struggling to interact with "bitch ass hoes" or punching a brick-wall after a missed jump-shot.
Example no. 1 =
Guy #1 - "One... two.. four... thirty six..."
Guy #2 - "What the fuck are you doing man? Quit Mathisoning and stop with the bicep curls. Go squat or something"
Example no. 2 =
Howard - "Dude what is that guy doing? That girl just slapped him across the face?" *points at a guy 30 feet away*
Johnny - "I don't know.. I guess the only way to describe it would be to say that he is Mathisoning.. I mean that bitch ass hoe really didn't want his tube-sock in her mouth"
Guy #1 - "One... two.. four... thirty six..."
Guy #2 - "What the fuck are you doing man? Quit Mathisoning and stop with the bicep curls. Go squat or something"
Example no. 2 =
Howard - "Dude what is that guy doing? That girl just slapped him across the face?" *points at a guy 30 feet away*
Johnny - "I don't know.. I guess the only way to describe it would be to say that he is Mathisoning.. I mean that bitch ass hoe really didn't want his tube-sock in her mouth"
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Get the tyrone mathis mug.The mistaken belief that a sub-microscopic piece of RNA code can be bluffed by representing that you hold a large penis.
Mason openly displayed his AR-15 and hugged his MAGA brothers and sisters in an open display of COVID machismo. Nineteen days later, his mother went to the hospital.
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Get the James Edward Mathis Jr. mug.A Buddhist religious sect that that follows the philosophy of Mathis Miles that rejects Jonathon Hills as a Buddhist prophet and is more liberal on many social issues. It is fundamentally opposed to Jonathonist Buddhism which is more conservative in nature and has a sting liking of Tik Tok
Person 1: Dude, what’s your religion man?
Person 2: I’m a Presbyterian.
Person 3: I’m a follower of Mathisism.
Person 1: What the Hell?
Person 2: I’m a Presbyterian.
Person 3: I’m a follower of Mathisism.
Person 1: What the Hell?
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