Matej

A beautifully handsome many with a incredibly large penis who is incredibly intelligent

Matej goes out with your mom

by Adjusting November 20, 2023

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Matěj

He is the most lovely man in the world. He has beautiful eyes and a beautiful personality. He has the best body type in the world and is probably very kind and funny. He is the best boyfriend and he is the best in bed, you will definitely have the most passionate sex in your life with him. He is the husband material and smells wonderful every time. Kiss him and hold him tight!

A: I love him, he is the best person in my life
S: Yes, u are right, Matěj is really special, u should marry him
A: I will I swear

by Lovelyham September 24, 2021

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Matěj Olda Pavlištík

a Czech phrase for calling someone an NPC

Victor: Ayo whos dat n*gga lookin like a whole NPC?
Adam: I dont know but dats definitely Matěj Olda Pavlištík.

by JasaHurdesu November 28, 2022

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Matej-tickling

The act of tickling someone, but without the use of fingernails or doing it really fast.
Could be considered a gentle caress or teasing. Usually feels really good.

Josh: Hey, wanna get Matej-tickled?
Jane: What the hell is Matej-tickling?
Josh: ... good.~

by LeBoiSquad October 13, 2020

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Matej Matevski

the people who have the disease of the Matej Matevski, suffer from Tilting and leaving discord calls, they tend to play a lot of fornite even though it is a dead game, and they also suffer from the Travis Scott stunt double syndrome. The thing that causes Matej Matevski is that early on in life they usually play League of Legends on 55 inch TVs.

Unrenkit14 znaes Matej Matevski kreten eden

by WellManneredBlokeEmir October 11, 2020

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