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He is the most lovely man in the world. He has beautiful eyes and a beautiful personality. He has the best body type in the world and is probably very kind and funny. He is the best boyfriend and he is the best in bed, you will definitely have the most passionate sex in your life with him. He is the husband material and smells wonderful every time. Kiss him and hold him tight!
A: I love him, he is the best person in my life
S: Yes, u are right, Matěj is really special, u should marry him
A: I will I swear
Matěj by Lovelyham September 24, 2021

Matěj Olda Pavlištík 

a Czech phrase for calling someone an NPC
Victor: Ayo whos dat n*gga lookin like a whole NPC?
Adam: I dont know but dats definitely Matěj Olda Pavlištík.

Matej-tickling 

The act of tickling someone, but without the use of fingernails or doing it really fast.
Could be considered a gentle caress or teasing. Usually feels really good.
Josh: Hey, wanna get Matej-tickled?
Jane: What the hell is Matej-tickling?
Josh: ... good.~
Matej-tickling by LeBoiSquad October 13, 2020

Matej Matevski 

the people who have the disease of the Matej Matevski, suffer from Tilting and leaving discord calls, they tend to play a lot of fornite even though it is a dead game, and they also suffer from the Travis Scott stunt double syndrome. The thing that causes Matej Matevski is that early on in life they usually play League of Legends on 55 inch TVs.
Unrenkit14 znaes Matej Matevski kreten eden

matej splatej

Matej splatej is the most perfect trans gender fluid man who is alos bisexual
Girl- damn i like matej splatej he turns me on
matej splatej by matej splatej November 22, 2021

Matej Belko 

He is a very famouse dude in Slovakian forestry community. He is a good photographer and not a very handsome guy.
Forester 1: Had you evere heard about Matej Belko?
Forester 2: Of course. Everybody knows him, dude!
Matej Belko by Rebel 2 October 23, 2022