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Mathies

An male from Ontario who has migrated to Whistler as a man child for a ski season....and never left.

A Mathies is an individual who loves the company of estranged half naked men, moustaches, Pabst Blue Ribbon and grilled cheeses with a whole in the centre.
Enjoys sharing his feelings, long walks on the beach, unicorns, lady boys from Thailand, and trolling for women when last called has been announced.
Male 1: Hey did you see Mathies last night?
Male 2: Yeah he was black out drunk
Male 1: Was he with any one?
Male 2: He was with a group of male tourists

Male 1: What a Pouff
by egginawhole!!!! November 10, 2011
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Gas and Matches

1. Two or more people, that when in the presence of eachother, can be volatile. Whether it be sexually, criminally or just mischievously.
Uh oh, did you see Deb over there talking to Dave?

Yep, not good. Those two are like gas and matches.
by yomiggadee March 18, 2015
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Oliver Mathieson

A big dick Maltese man who has all the bitches and destroys all other Maltese men in battles of bulge size
Wow Jordan Galea's bulge is so small compared to Oliver Mathieson
by gg bibba August 12, 2019
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matches by matches

guy #1: yeah the other day i was burning leaves in the public park and this hot chick came down to join me in the festivities! soooo sweet!
guy #2: matches by matches i suppose.
by superatlasman September 28, 2009
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erin matthies

an erin matthies is a lucky girl. an erin matthies is a girl who has been put through countless unfaithfulness and has been walked on and has been made a fool out of. an erin matthies is a girl who had faith, determination, and undying love for a stupid boy. an erin matthies is a girl who waited for a stupid boy to be her dream man and married him. and erin matthies is the the luckiest girl in the world. and erin matthies is married to the most honest, loving guy in the world
girl 1: i have been cheated on so many times by this guy! why should i marry him?
girl 2: because he learned his mistakes and has turned around completely. plus if you marry him, it will make you an erin matthies
by Ace0050 November 22, 2010
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The carpet matches the drapes

A girl, typically a blonde or redhead, whose pubic hair is the same color as her head hair.
Look at that gorgeous blonde over there... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?
by Old Coot April 19, 2018
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Matchless

(Ma-ch lez) proper n.

A brand of boutique guitar amplifier, utilizing hand-wired class A* circuitry, and low output power, Matchless’ have become popular for recording because of their ability to distort at low volumes. Matchless amps are powered by EL34 or EL84 power amp tubes, the former being used most popularly by Marshall, the latter by Vox and Gibson.

* = As opposed to the more popular Class A/B, used by Fender and others, which delivers more power per tube.

Used by Joe Perry (Aerosmith), Lenny Kravitz, Mike McCready (Pearl Jam), Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top), Rusty Anderson (Paul McCartney), David Rhodes (Peter Gabriel), John Jorgenson (Elton John), and many more.
Matchless is the epitome of boutique amplifiers.
by Contraceptive SpongeBob November 29, 2005
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