content masturbater

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Any person who creates some form of content for the Internet, from movies to music to writing, and then refuses to stop gloating about and obsessing over their own creation. This usually occurs on their personal blogs, but has been known to spread throughout emails, instant messages, and newsgroups. For more information, also see BMO.

Person #1: (IM sent to 500 people) "Hey everybody! Come check out the most awesome, hilarious, original Flash game pitting George Bush against Osama Bin Laden! I made it, and it's been played 583,392,881 times in the last 10 minutes! Includes special guest appearances by Britney Spears and Michael Jackson, who show up to make topical jokes which rival abandoned Jay Leno monologues! Be sure to click on the links which appear in my awesome popup windows offering you chances to win free iPods and Eddie Bauer colostomy bags! This Flash game I made has been ranked #1 on Newgrounds, narrowly edging out 'Butt Quest 8' and 'The Mystery of Fart Mountain.' It's the funniest thing you'll ever see! Tell your friends about it! Tell your family! Oh god I'm lonely!"

by granada April 14, 2005

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masturebater

One who must reboot their computer after a vigorous masturbation session caused a porn overload.

Sean was forced to purchase a new computer due to his masturebater tendencies.

by i cum for jesus October 13, 2010

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Masturbaker

1. Someone who bakes goods in the form of sexual images/symbols/organs..

2. A person who is exceptionally skilled in the messy, but pleasurable and satisfying art of... baking.

1. Gina is quite the masturbaker, always baking cookies and pies shaped like penises.

2. Gordon Ramsay is an excellent masturbaker.

by SnatchMaster17 September 6, 2013

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Masturbayert

A small conical shaped structure similar to a tee-pee whose sole purpose is to accommodate the masturbating masses

We've got our grand opening of mount masturbation this weekend
So I've got to deck out (or is it dick out?) Our model masturbayert with vibrators dildos streaming laptops plenty of kleenex and fuck u futons for all the 'coming'guests!

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

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