Masturagetion

This defines the state of mind where someone becomes so pissed off that the only way to relieve stress is to masturbate furiously.

Dude: Hey man, your girlfriend cheated on you.
You: Ah that sucks.
Dude: With me. :3
You: WHAT THE FUCK?! TIME FOR SUM MASTURAGETION! *pulls out dick and starts fapping* AGGGGHHHH!!!

by Mast of the World May 7, 2010

Mastogasm

The act of two people (prefersbly male). One male in the doggy style position with and erect penis, and another male with and erect penis to insert his penis into the others anus thrusing in and out. The male receiving the penis now has to finger the givers anus. The male giving it has to masturbate the others penis.

Scott & Tom you guys have to have mastogasm!

by clit123 August 1, 2012

mastrabate

having an orgasm without any external forces touching the genitals like having a wet dream. based on the differences between intranet and internet.

Dan woke up with a mess in his bed because he mastrabated from within his body and caused an eruption downstairs

by PeanutsMcPeanuts January 18, 2009

Mastrandrea

A mongrel, who has very intersting skin wearing bright colourful clothing.

Hmm your like a Mastrandrea you do have very interesting skin, I like staring at it.

by Wang Out March 1, 2010

masterang3rfi

mute boi who doesnt talk

bro your mic is muted your acting like a masterang3rfi

by 1wolvesgaming May 1, 2021

mastraburnout

When you can't even find any good pictures to wank to no more

Timmy is currently experiencing a case of mastraburnout- even the pictures from Facebook, the class yearbook and the brothels in Nevada don't cut it no more. Give it a week though and let the juices have some time to regenerate

by D Flawless May 4, 2021

Masturah

Beautiful hardworking most reliable most loving

It would be the most stupidest thing to lose someone like Masturah, for she has the most beautiful heart, a most loving person, a hardworking and most reliable person.

by Blanana November 22, 2021