Fidget Spinner Masterbation

When you lube up your genitals and then take out the middle bearing of a Fidget Spinner then slide it onto your genitals and spin it until you cum.

I'm gonna go do some Fidget Spinner Masterbation..

by Salmon_Slapper May 24, 2017

Mirror Masterbation

The act of masterbating to your own reflection.

Tom: I'm so hot I'd masterbate to myself.

Bill: You what?

Tom: Ever heard of Mirror Masterbation?

Bill: No... That sounds nasty.

by Flawless23 April 21, 2011

masterbater

Widely uncommonly misspelt form of masturbator

It's spelt with a "u" and an "o," idiots.

by Joe February 27, 2005

female masterbation

The self-stimulation of female genitals. See flicking the bean

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

chronic masterbater

someone who has a lot of spare time on their hands, who masterbates more than 7 times a day!

steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
luke: oh really ..

by heyboo January 15, 2009

masterbation

A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.

"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.

by The Observer May 6, 2003

compulsive masterbater

A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.

"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"

by thee definer;) March 15, 2014