masterbatory scheming

The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"

by Hylindar September 2, 2014

Maskerbater

Someone who seemingly derives pleasure from mask mandates and will do anything and everything to make sure that not only they are masked, but every person in existence.

Dude to friend at work: Check out this maskerbater..she's buying 40 tins of cat food
Dude at work: yea she comes in every day to buy that many...just yesterday I saw her hiss at a man without a mask

by Lay's a ton January 22, 2022

masterbaiter

Someone who is exceptional at baiting a fishing pole for optimum fishing pleasure. This person knows which bait to use, for the right type of fish in the area and in general is simply a master of the art of choosing the right bait.

Novice baiter; ''hey there, what type of bait should i use in this lake if i'm after bass?''

''masterbaiter- you should definately use crickets caught in the local area, bass love live bait and they're used to the local stuff''

novice baiter; ''thanks you're a real masterbaiter.''

whatever; suck my clit, you can't even spell

by Cathi Robertson August 4, 2008

Masterdating

When a person (typically a guy) goes out to see a movie, or visits a theme park, or place otherwise mostly occupied by couples or friends,but does this alone. This can cause sympathy from other people that watch them as they purchase tickets or enter the area. This is different from when a person grabs a cup of coffee, or sits in a coffee shop alone for a few minutes, or rents a movie, or eats fast food. Masterdating involves often going to a restaurant alone, and sitting at the table alone, while some people look and either feel bad, or think that the person is a looser, or going to see a movie alone. It is often done by older men that may be widowed, or by people that can't get a girlfriend, or are the "40 year old virgin" type

You: 4 tickets for (name of movie) please
Masterdater behind you: 1 ticket for (name of movie) please

You (thinking) awe, he's alone, i guess he's Masterdating.

by titagula December 12, 2010

masterbate

The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".

Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!

by Surazal February 1, 2004

masterbator

A person who is a 3rd degree black belt in the art of masturbation. A masterbator doesn't need physical stimulation all he needs is meditation to be able to complete his task.

Dude 1: Look that guy is sitting there by himself with the look of extreme pleasure in his face. He's also making weird noises too.

Dude 2: He's a masterbator he's able to masturbate with his mind.

Yak: That's right I am a 3rd degree blackbelt masterbator. No need for women or porn and no getting cockblocked. And look no hands! hahaha.

by DickDonalds1/4pounder December 16, 2009

masterbatorium

A place of masterbation. Usually a private confined space makes the best masterbatorium.

That shed would make a great masterbatorium!

by likemikexxiii October 25, 2005