Rosalina Malabanan Lucchese

Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm
17 years old. I am very similar to you.
Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A
few years ago a group of girls pushed
me down a sewer. I had a broken neck
and my face was torn off. Send this
message to 15 people after you read
this whole message if you value your
life! A boy named David received this
message. He just laughed and deleted
it. When he was in the shower he
heard laughing…. MY LAUGHTER! He
got really scared, rushed to his phone
to repost this message….. But he was
too late. The next morning his mum
entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying...”You will never have him
back" No one has seen his body yet…because he's with me!.... Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes
if you don't want your fate to be the
same as David's. Your time starts..NOW! This is a true story you can
search it in google

Sexy woman: Did you hear? Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm
17 years old. I am very similar to you.
Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A
few years ago a group of girls pushed
me down a sewer. I had a broken neck
and my face was torn off. Send this
message to 15 people after you read
this whole message if you value your
life! A boy named David received this
message. He just laughed and deleted
it. When he was in the shower he
heard laughing…. MY LAUGHTER! He
got really scared, rushed to his phone
to repost this message….. But he was
too late. The next morning his mum
entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying...”You will never have him
back" No one has seen his body yet…because he's with me!.... Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes
if you don't want your fate to be the
same as David's. Your time starts..NOW! This is a true story you can
search it in google. Rosalina Malabanan Lucchese.

Ugly dude: wtf

by Ppsucker333 January 18, 2022

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin)

A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.

The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.

Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :

James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!

Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...

by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010

Every Breath You Tikka Masala Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that features tikka masala flavors

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Every Breath You Tikka Masala Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

MAGAbating

Pathological and often compulsive stimulation of the freedom boner in response arousal resulting from the derision and/or repression by Donald Trump and/or his followers of women, blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, liberals or other groups not largely comprised of straight white Christian conservative males. Often co-morbid with vague yet intense feelings of anxiety about unearned privilege and entitlement resulting in frequent defensive outbursts. Commonly, the MAGAbator is an unadjudicated sex offender.

Steve won't be coming out with us tonight. He's been MAGAbating since Bart O'Kavanaugh's nomination became official.

by DildoDistributor October 12, 2018

Masakazu Katsura

A mangaka. Gained notoriety through his work "Video Girl Ai" and the incredibly well drawn girls and their asses that lay within. Has since gone on to create other notable works such as "DNA^2", "Shadow Lady" and "I''s". He is also the character designer for the anime Iria. Currently he is drawing Zetman; a manga that no one cares about.

Also, Dark Horse sucks balls for not re-releasing "Shadow Lady" and all American manga publishers suck dick for not releasing "DNA^2".

Joe while reading Video Girl Ai, "Man, Masakazu Katsura is awesome!. These girls are so damn sexy. I just want to jump into that manga and fuck 'em!".

by Fukuboy April 2, 2008

Massabate

Massabate (verb.)- to join a group of other men and masterbate in mass quantities. In the family of ciricle jerk, massbating does not have a uniform structure. Massabate derives from the 1770's English word Masterbate, which means to jerkoff your superior, or king.

Joe: Yo Brandon!
Brandon: Why hello there.
Joe: would you like to go massabate?
Brandon: Yesa.

by Joey-Bagadontuz April 8, 2010

Masakazu Katsura

Mangaka, author of many successful shonen-ai such as "Video Girl Ai", "DNA2" and "I"S". His art is amazingly good, his stories talk about young 16-year olds with sentimental problems.

Masakazu Katsura created Ai and just for that he should be made a saint.

by Michael June 11, 2006