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Martinsburg 

A small rural town located in Central Pennsylvania. This town is known for its agricultural lifestyle and small town charm. Also known as "The Cove". Martinsburg has only one red light, and a church on every corner. There are no bars or liquor stores. Graduates from the local High School are often mocked for their poor literary, mathematic, and spelling skills. Widely known for the "Ritchey's Dairy" parlor which proudly serves neighboring areas. A place where many young residents continue to reside and begin a family of their own. Often a place where some members will return to later in their adult years and seek refuge with their parents once again. Very well populated with cows.
"He has never seen a black man. He grew up in Martinsburg."
Martinsburg by mary hinton August 10, 2008

Martino's Law

1) A statute used in Jefferson County, Pennsylvania. States that for a couple to raise or adopt a foster child, they must first have a natural child of their own. Used to prevent mis care or child abuse in the county.

2) A slang word used to relate to unfit parents.
1) I heard those people in that blue house wanted to adopt, but they can't because Martino's Law won't let them.

2) I don't know about that couple at the end of the street. I think somebody better turn them in for violating Martino's Law.
Martino's Law by A For Anon April 6, 2008

Martinnoying

A boy named Martin. M who is annoying af. If you meet a Martin keep away or you’ll get a headache
Omg my man Martin is sooo martinnoying
Martinnoying by MoooBz March 9, 2019

MartinZonedOut 

An artist with 1k followers on twitter, which is also obsessed with an slurp man and a slurp girl
-Im MartinZonedOut from twitter
-Aren't you that guy that always draws rippley

Martinho 

A really idiot guy, that everybody hates. He’s dumb, ugly, bad at sports and doesn’t like anybody. He’s the darkest person you will meet in your life.
Martinho is a bad person, do not trust him.
Martinho by Pedro Moreira Cringeeee November 22, 2021

Ivar Martinson 

Ivar haffar bara 05 tjejer
Ivar Martinson likes 05
Ivar Martinson by Hackarn December 11, 2018