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Britalian Maltese

Someone that has Maltese nationality that is of Italian and British or English descent and origins, born in any of the three places.

(Maltese people tend to descend from Sicily or southern mainland italy, however due to people in malta of other descent like english etc, maltese people of italian descent therefore are differentiated by being known as italian maltese)
That dude was born in England but he doesnt look it (He looks ethnically Italian). Yeah his dad is Italian Maltese or sicilan or something, and his mum is English, so he is Britalian Maltese or Anglo Italian Maltese.
by dipalermo2011 March 19, 2011
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Maltese cave cows

Used as an example of something that only really gullible people would believe in.

Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.
Lisa: Hey Caroline, all NHS admin staff are getting a 5% pay increase next year.

Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?
by zholty January 17, 2008
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martenez

A last name of a bad ass who will do anything for the people he loves. If you r his enemy you are already dead. If you r his friend he will be with you until the end. When he walks in a room fear and intimidashion flow over everyone
Dude Martenez is a badass
by Jason Martenez July 28, 2015
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Maresexual

A person who is sexually aroused and attracted to horses.
Guy 1: Man that chick is hot!
Guy2: Yes she is! Do you see the way she carries the blonde chick on top of her!
Guy 1: Are you talking about the horse Joe?
Guy 2: Yes! I’m a maresexual!
by Jarrow88 December 2, 2018
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Matt Maltese

Matt Maltese is a British musician with an angelic voice. He is mainly known for his trending song "As the world caves in" on Tiktok, but there's so much more to his discography. He has 3 albums and my personal favourite& his actual masterpiece is "Bad contestant". Every live performance of him is amazing and I don't think he is able to make one bad song. Also, his voice is unbelievable.

So, if you listen to Matt Maltese, you're probably really cool and have wonderful taste. If you don't, it's never too late to start. Whichever one you are, don't hesitate to follow my account matt_maltese_fanpage on instagram.😋
hottie: Hey, you are really pretty. Do you by any chance listen to Matt Maltese?
random ugly person: Matt??Maltese??? No he sucks. And his shaved head looks like an egg.
hottie: HIS SHAVED HEAD IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER. But nvm yo a#s ugly as he#l🤙
by zont.zo.it. June 30, 2022
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Maltese Proposal

When you have tried every other strategy to get that filthy blozzer you've been crying out for so your only last option is to get down on one knee and give your life away.
"She hasn't touched my slug for months, think I might have to use the Maltese Proposal this weekend."

"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."
by Jimmy Burtgoals November 4, 2018
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martensen

The sexiest person around. Gets all of the babes. He's also super handsome!
Hey did you see Martensen? Yeah he's so {sexy} and handsome! I wish I was like Martensen. He gets all of the chicks.
by Geärgert May 30, 2017
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