Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

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and mine

me: oh aragorn show me your sword
aragorn: you can see my sword anytime

by kate January 2, 2004

Doc Martens

Uggs for hipsters.

I really wanted some floral doc martens after I saw that hipster rocking them with a vintage scarf, huge sweater, and ripped shorts.

by heckafre$h April 2, 2010

Martensville, Saskatchewan

A whole bunch of greasy druggies that think they're the shit...but they're not. Not to mention skanks!

Bob: hey, lets go to Martensville, Saskatchewan down snake road!
Mark: But I heard there's a bunch of greasy, drugged up skanks there!
Bob: Oh but yo', lets go to Warman.

by Daytonnn November 14, 2011

Doc Martens

the most basic shoes ever worn by people trying specifically not to basic

jean * wears doc martens *
harry hey jean
jean omg don't even talk to me. you're not on my level ok

by oh hell November 18, 2019

Stine Birch Mortensen

Is a teacher at Bavnehøj school and is teaching 7.v English, Danish, History and French.

She i secretly in family with Napoleon Bonaparte

Stine walks in class late
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen

by Anonymos hacker Bitch October 30, 2019

The Viggo Mortensen effect

When you fall in love with a fictional character from a movie/tv show and it turns out the actor looks nothing like them in real life. E.g Aragorn from lord of the rings is played by Viggo Mortensen who looks nothing like him in real life

Man 1: Bro I’m in love with Aragorn

Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk
Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect

by Winelover42069 January 1, 2022

mastersensex

is a person who is the master of sex

Ohh my husband is a Mastersensex

by kilode November 11, 2013